never read allat

Jan and I used to hang out but now he's changed... 😿

I'D GIVE YOU A PATT IN THE BACK IF YOU LET ME LAY DOWN IN YOUR LAP BABY

HIMZO

I'M JUST PASSING BY DON'T MIND ME

WAITING FOR SOMETHING SPICY TO COME UP

awkward way to vibes

😹😹😹😹

JUST SWITCH UP LOL WHO CARES

THE BALD

I BET YOU GOT YOUR OWN APP THAT GIVES YOU TASKS DAILY AND ONE OF THEM IS TO GET 50+ UPVOTES/DAY ON VLR

SUBREEZY THE WHITE KNIGHT IS HERE TO END DISCRIMINATION TOWARDS ALL FORMS OF MINORITIES!

I READ ALLAT + COMMON AYLEZ W + TLDR : ARDIIS IS A BUM

would solos t1 BLOBMEA franchise teams*

I WAS NAIVE TO THINK THAT WE HAD A GLIMPSE OF HOPE BUT WITH BUMDIIS THE HOPE INSISTS TO STAY A GLIMPSE

LOWER THAN 40% KAST AND 19 FD EACH MAP FOR SURE

HIMZO CARRY BTW

BABYJ
SHANKS
PROD
SINATRAA
ZOMBS

EZ CHAMPIONS 2023

BABYJ
SHANKS
PROD
SINATRAA
ZOMBS

EZ CHAMPIONS 2023

EDIT: WRONG REPLY SRY

haha

GATEKEEPING IS REAAAAAAAAL

Obvious contender*

NVM

I WAS DECEIVED

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/NRG%20cheT%23kek/overview

IDGAF ETHOS OR CHET SUB ONE OF THEM AND THEY'D PLAY BETTER THAN THIS BUM

BOGRE DIOR HOF LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ON GOD HES ASS GIVE THOSE BOGRE DIOR OR WHATEVER IT IS CALLED TO HIM LIKE EVERY WEEK

WHO ELSE DO YOU THINK IS THE PROBLEM BESIDES HIM?

THE ORG LITERALLY VIBIN AND CHILL IT'S JUST THIS BLOBMEA SPY RUINING IT ALL

NOT REALLY GREAT WITH A BLOBMEA SPY IN IT

I CAN'T BEAR THIS SHIT ANYMORE

JUST END THIS GO LOSE NOW AND SUB IN ETHOS FOR ARDIIS ON THE NEXT MATCH I'D RATHER WATCH SENTINELS WITH HIMZO IN IT RATHER THAN WATCHING THIS INFURIATING MATCH

aspergers*

STATISTICALLY WISE HE ACTUALLY HAS SOME TRAITS OF A DOGMEA SPY

TITLE!!

Just fucking please close this match quick I'm on the edge of my seat FOR AN HOUR NOW ON GOD BAGREDIIS PISSED ME OFF

Peak in-game drama

ON GOD HES SO HOT WITH THEM CLUTCHES

MY W STREAMER SAMANTHAAAAAAAAAA

im wet just looking at my GOAT fenis 🥵

si kontol dikasi taunya batu

Congrats for GE dub buddy (Monyet carry btw)

Why did you guys put all the blame on Pati? Some even said that he ruined the chemistry LOL, for those who don't know a few of TLN players (Crws, Foxz, Sushiboys) were Patiphan teammates on X10.

IMO It's obvious that their problems are coming from the coaches, they insisted to let every player including the 6th participate in every match and fucked up their roles instead of having a fixed core, which I think this guy got something to do with it.

"Why did you think b0i is the problem" He joined TALON not long after LOCK-IN and I stalked his profile and twitter, he did nothing impressive in NA and all he does was farming impressions on twitter LOL. I refuse to believe that Patiphan is the problem, despite his wrist injury he still putting up numbers on the board.

https://www.vlr.gg/player/862/b0i <- this guy kinda sus

Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught the scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog, I couldn’t see her yet but judge by the scent she was mid-twenties, and healthy. My ultra-attuned hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinter starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone-fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather a happiness for having left it a better place.

what is BLUD waffling about?

asik bisa nyengir ye sekarang +1 dah

odd bloke innit

factssssssss fl1pzjder solos

monyet supremacy

ong he aint him