wait did I miss it, what all happened?

I was ready to fix my sleep schedule aswell

Yeah but this is also the most excitement us 10 get the whole year, atleast give us this

the OCE game is already at midnight, these delays gonna make it 3 am or something

most well run apac tournament
Unironically why not have this in korea? cuz of lcq ig but even then surely there is more then 1 production company in korea

nah only 2, being in upperfinals guarantees a spot since it's 3 spots

I mean, that's kinda nice, means the teams that go will need to have deep map pools
and less chance of flukes

china is population size
korea is history and culture, they have been into esports for longer then any other country so they have the best infrastructure and highest % of youth playing

ah I see ty

navi yes, team liquid no

genuinely curious, if your gonna learn another language why english over hindi?

bait or mental retardation
call it

LOL glad to see the goats are hearing my words
thanks dolphin

oh fair, was unaware

😘😘😘

The japan stream is bigger then any other stream despite no japan team playing for another 6 hours
japan viewers the goats

Bonker nonbeliever
Trust in the boys 🙏 🙏 🙏

God damn how can you not love the aussie boys, they are ready to build you house after winning their match

Truly the biggest fluke in val history, gambit were just the better team

You can't 'expose us' as frauds, we're the underdogs?
Smartest Qwertyy post

I think he's here for groups?
can't remember if he said he'd be watching the groups but not playoff or the other way around

nah, apac excluding korea, japan, and Singapore

In americas and EMEA they have 8 players, head coach, 3 assistant coaches, 5 analysts, personal trainer, chef, massage therapist, mental coach, org dog, org cat, 20 nuclear submarine pc's
nah here in apac we don't do that shit, this is ghetto valorant, half the teams don't have orgs, but no money no problem

NA be spending 90% of their time studying the game like they are becoming a doctor, nah we playing valorant, down here we don't do strats and analysis,
we just run at each other and the better team wins simple

The difference between the ghetto val and suburban val
In suburban val they play for money, for clout, for fame, they don't actually believe in the game
down in the ghetto we ain't got shit, there is no money, no fame, just the love of the game and the glory it brings

Today ascension starts, you will real valorant, you will see ghetto valorant, you will see APAC valorant.
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Not bias but probably the most correct list

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too true, I miss old Order like you wouldn't believe

false flagger?

Dplus are unironically the most overrated team, non DRX korea is trash, they got exposed last years lcq

Indonesians being able to read flags

You would know all about that right?

Actual freest match for bonkers

Yeah bleed look pretty crazy and tbh they are the most fitting org to get franchised, so it does make the most sense for them

It's inbetween uni trimesters and I have no idea what to do with so much spare time now, feels like I'm wasting my break
I just be crackin it just cuz I'm bored these days

remember franchising is about the orgs not the players so they wouldn't
In that scenario they would likely just get poached when the org goes back to tier 2

real
These other fellas are trolling

1. RdeeW
2. rest

Unironically Bonkers would easily make it out of group alpha,
Too bad Naos isn't getting to playoffs otherwise Bonkers could show you how shit your region is

Too true, Bonkers are the best in the strongest apac region
it's actually over for the rest of teams

damn meyournightmare really fell off

I read the VLR threads be in great debates all the time
Bout who's the best Ascension team? Bleed, Dplus and SCARZ,
the rest of y'all
New teams just new teams, don't get involved
I'm usually homeboys with the same teams I'm fighting' wit
But this is valorant and them degens should know what time it is
And that goes for BOOM, NAOS, Orangutan
OTE, Fancy, Xerxia,
I got love for you all but I'm tryna murder you shitters
Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you shitters
They dont wanna see not one more insane play or strat from you shitters
Bonkers will destroy all of you over the coming weeks, gl

man needs a bath

ideally between cs and val
3 masters and 1 champs a year would be ideal I think

Calc is integral to most stem degrees which is the most safe way to make money,
you don't need to do it to get money but won't is braindead

Don't fret, Bonkers will win ascension and end this reign of terror come 2024
Just hang on through champs!

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demon1 wasn't s this tourney, probably a

nice putting igl tier tho

boom
Xerxia
fancy

Bonkers
bleed
orangutan

BONKERS WILL ASCEND
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yeah neon top 3 is kinda sus

lazy + overdone bait

nvm not overdone people still care it seems, gj

:anime;:anime;:anime;:anime;:anime;:anime;:anime;:anime;:anime;:anime;

HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF BONKERS? THE OCE SENTINELS, THEY ARE CALLED
WITH THE GOAT RDEEW, THE OCE TENZ, HE'S CLAPS ALL KIDS ON THE SERVER
I ONCE BONKERS WIN ASCENSION AND GET FRANCHISED, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE TWO GOATS FACE OFF!

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I don't disagree with any of that