Can't forget the coach

Saadhak latam pride

Atleast 4 of the kru players are qualified to learn chinese

Aint

Xeppa is the goat

wym by that

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Shameless

You fucking bozo how can you seriously think a team is gonna play no sova kayo on ascent is not experimenting or trolling when they've secured 2nd spot and say that loud was "experimenting"
Actual brain-dead

How have they gotten out of mental block if they keep making mistakes on 7 game points?

26-0

No idea who xand is just stating the fact

idk how good xand is but this statement can't be true everytime
Look at yay's stats in challengers but we still know that he's still a t1 player

Keith and aspas clear any eu or apac team

ALL THE CLOWN9 COPERS COME U ALL GETTING ASSFUCKED BY THE TEAM THAT IS 0 -8 IN FUCKING THE LEAGUE KEKW. THIS IS WHAAT HAPPENS WHEN TEAMS START TO GET PRAC INFO FROM YOU AND THE ONLY REAL PLAYER IN YOUR TEAM IS YOUR HEAD COACH GIGACHAD MCE. THIS TEAM IS PLAYING FUCKING KC COMPS I CANNOT LITERALLY KEKW.
WAIT TILL WE WATCH THEM GET ASSFUCKED BY AARDIS AND ASPAS IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS KEKW. YOU WENT 15 - 13 AGAINST SUCH A SHIT TEAM KEKW. STUPID ASS MFERS

Lotus and fracture are actually good what are you wafflin about
only pearl is boring

They delayed so emea can witness kru getting clowned

Sadly he's still underage so can't go pro yet also he should stop boosting that bxbyboomerbrian

100t vs acend

Bro sneaked in cryo like we wouldn't notice

Liquid are just aping the site like it's a 5 stack ranked lmao

Not so wholesome for sheydos...

backwhoxy

Sexerino clears

if 100t loses 2-0 they will have worse map differential than sentinels ig but mibr is not winning

SEN Kevin Durant

That's his job tho

DSG 🗿

Patiphan was goated
Pati fell off

Bro overcooked a little

I don't think you get a trophy for qualifying to masters
Zombs and sinatraa are pretty much the only ones who actually won an official Valorant cup

Zombs is the only ow pro with a lan trophy in val
Sinatraa won Masters 1

He's playing against literal bots in emea winning 1v1 against them is no big deal

Let me dream
Tenz (Duelist)
Sick (2nd duelist / Flex)
Dapr (Sentinel)
Zombs (Smoker)
Shahzam (Initiator / IGL / Coach / Content Creator)

🇺🇲🤝🇨🇦

Was an ace

Who you guys got
LEV vs XSET on haven
SEN vs FURIA on bind

What happened

Bind and ascent goated maps

Both teams are so bad and don't deserve playoff
If somehow sen wins furia's chances are reduced that'll be good

Kiles

Zekken owns him

💀

Who tf let him cook

I assume he was actually giggling behind the screen while typing "😐"

😐

It's going to be a pimzo masterclass today but tenz will get clips here and there all good

MxM clears guard

Coach Chet

damn it's been 8 months since reaver 2.0

Trickval