Fuck blizzard

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

I will be there(twitter after the game ends) no matter what🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️

Real fix

If zyppan doesn't play raze its over

When I asked him he said he was too burnt out so needed a break and might return soon

Lmfao💀

GE players carrying botssi for 9 months

Wtf pls share if anyone finds it

Even girl kissers would 26-0 this trash ass team but since they play in farmer's region I have navi winning the lcq

You are correct

Pancc search history leaked

Imagine needing tips to be a 🏎️🏎️
I was born one

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/47f7e241

You are right

🗿

Everyone on this website hates botssi so let me share you some positive words shared by his teammate monyet
"Man, let me tell you, SkRossi is an absolute beast when it comes to getting botfrag. I mean, he's hands down the most consistent player on our team. Every time we're in the game, you can bet that Ross will be racking up those botfrags like it's nobody's business. I've seen him pull off some insane streaks, and it's just unreal how he manages to maintain that level of performance in every match. Seriously, if you want someone you can count on to deliver those botfrags consistently, SkRossi is the guy you can always rely on!" Monyet

There's a counter argument to it, stop hating on anime

https://youtu.be/Ux0YNqhaw0I

It's definitely a good thing for your relationship and character development sneako

"Man, let me tell you, SkRossi is an absolute beast when it comes to getting botfrag. I mean, he's hands down the most consistent player on our team. Every time we're in the game, you can bet that Ross will be racking up those botfrags like it's nobody's business. I've seen him pull off some insane streaks, and it's just unreal how he manages to maintain that level of performance in every match. Seriously, if you want someone you can count on to deliver those botfrags consistently, SkRossi is the guy you can always rely on!" Monyet

How about all 4

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/47f7e241

Unfortunately navi will make champs because they play in farmer's region

nt ip grabber

Ofc his 50 year old ass is worried about blood pressure

Emil is liquid coach but you're right

Real GE fix

https://www.vlr.gg/107742/xset-vs-faze-clan-champions-tour-north-america-stage-2-challengers-lbf

Cry-o had 100+ kills in 4 maps

Loud got grouped in Copenhagen and won champs

Mocking is the goat

How about you get a pounding from quarty

I might have to install it as well

Don't listen to dani you will get perma banned

Nvm Brimstan changed my mind
Valorant tracker is the best app

Navi over TL and Fut🤢🤢

Kingg's biological father is live - https://www.twitch.tv/a_babybay

Verno can't play + m80 members are better

isn't koldamenta the igl?

Vitality is also an option

The real goat https://www.twitch.tv/a_babybay

Mibr yay

Fenis will retire and hand over his legacy to his son Jimzo

I will be there no matter what

im cocked in

0/10 roster

There should be a core of atleast 3 players from the winning team
But yeah replacing the other two would be a dick move and such teams shouldn't be allowed in franchising(kick c9 too)

Bro doesn't understand the difference between flair and flag

I am the goat

Get majin boo

I'm not seeing enough movement

Heretics lost to 100T not much can be said

coz Benjy is from England and boaster from uk