increase the ult fire rate

they were playing foxy9 on cypher before this right?

wtf

Rest in piss bozo you won't be missed

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

sounds like something nadeshot would say

I thought english is the first language of uk

🤙

talon/secret would throw against drx to ensure drx is top 3

so the Winner of talon/secret can purposefully throw against drx and qual through points

mibr or bleed( I've never seen a vct cn game)

prx always on top in their region

fortunately geng an't losing to these bums

hes a girl?

yeah idk he was the one who even brought t1 into the game otherwise it was going to be a stomp

T1 vs NRG tokyo pearl incident

yup it will be a tragedy for the best team this year to miss champs

yeah but with geng we noticed that they don't play that well in regional for whatever reason and then dominate in intl events both madrid and shanghai so I'm expecting the same and since this is a must win game they're going to be prepared well

also envy/optic never won regionals I think and always did well in internationals

c9 will win a trophy before prx

flair

I think geng were obviously saving strats also they looked bad in split 1 and dominated in shanghai, the team has improved so much since kickoff and they are gonna breeze through the playoffs

idk if this navi roster is staying after this season but if they lose to m8 the roster is dead immediately

12-5 c9

only way is if one of geng player says bye bye monyet and monyet tell them to keep his name out their mouth

is the winner of tln vs ts locked in for champs because there is no way geng loses to rrq or is there any other permutation I am missing

idk about aim groups but shanks aim tutorial is definitely up there
even Masters Reykjavik 2022 winner FNS watches that aim tutorial before opening val

whzy, cgrs and oxy did irreparable damage to his brain. I don't blame him

bro never heard of real sports tournaments

enzo career highlight is sticking that defuse on bind he's trash

chronicle is arguably the second best player of all time after aspas

follow inspire #1 val streamer for best plays and how to handle toxic teammates in ranked

who cars
argentina 3-1 columbia

a2cheeseburger fell off ever since he did face reveal

JasonR

why this dude made a post like a linkedin hr

i know it's not gonna happen but riot should allow third parties to host tournaments which are recognised as the same level as a masters

bigger question is who is primmie replacing on the team, probably ban or surf?

in a 3 way tie even if kru and 100t lose 0-2 and eg wins 2-0 eg will have negative map differential also h2h they lost to both kru and 100t if that's the tiebreaker

do you support cgrs and xeppa?

geng
th/sen
lev
prx

never thought I'd see a dawgemo rey mysterio

I CALL RYAN 📞 THIS GUY 👨 IS MID BALL UP 🏀 I THINK 🤔 IM LIKE... FAM 😳 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME 🏠 HES LIKE 😫 30 MINUTES 30 MINUTES 3️⃣ 0️⃣ IM CHILLIN RN 😎 IM LIKE 💅 COME HOME RIGHT NOW 😈 HES LIKE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY 😕 IM LIKE 😳 YOU WANNA PLAY A MATCH 🔥 RING 📞 FOR IMT 👑 PLAY AGAINST T 1️⃣ IM COMING HOME RIGHT NOW. HE ZOOMED HOME, ZOOMED HOME, HOPS ON, TOP FRAGS. THAT BOY DIFFERENT.

how is that copium lmao
he won't play in vct because he's shadow banned from the scene whether he's good enough or not

they need to make champs first

FNS ARE YOU OKAYYYY?

HE ZOOMED HOME, ZOOMED HOME, HOPS ON, TOP FRAGS. THAT BOY DIFFERENT.

potter is a fraud

missed madrid by losing to sen on sunset and now choke the 12-5 lead

cgrs, cove, bilibili, sunset