-shit coaching
-rossy
-xaccurete (i know hes good but he doesnt fit well)
-carpe
+rb
+zest
+flashback
+good coach
Duelist: Sayaplayer
Flex: Rb
Initator: Zest (igl)
Smokes: Izu
Senti: flashback
Coach: idk but anyone is better

he cant speak english thats why he caught frod

because he cant walk?

First off want to make it clear: Less is one of the greatest players to touch the game of valorant, nothing he does will ever change that. That being said, Less always calls out people for being toxic, but I think the opposite is true, Less is the toxic one. Less called Sacy toxic and kicked him from Loud, where every other teammate hes had from before and after have said of how nice and hard working he is. Imo if Sacy is that toxic I dont think hed let zellsis shine his bald head. Less called Frod toxic, but eveyrone on MIBR has said that Frod is a great coach whos helped them immensly. Aspas himself loved Frod and is one of the reasons he left. He called Keznit toxic in recent drama, when he was the one at fault.

TLDR: Less is the joker, Keznit is Batman, Aspas is Superman, Sacy is Alfred (bald)

he said that because he knew they were losing, he created the phoenix comps, the breach comps, the viper on ever map comps, the harbor viper comps etc

Yes, might be the stupidest question of all time.
The biggest examples off the top of my head
Potter (Brought EG from a bottom T1 team to champs, created a unbeatable fracture using Sova)
Alecks (Somehow makes PRX strats work with no igl, no meta comps and no slow pace)
Engh (Turned KC players into gods, made Redgar look like a good igl)
Mini (created many of the metas that we know today, light armor from last year, the Lotus comp that everyone plays was created by FNC etc.)
Termi (We all may hate termi but we all have to admit that DRX through the years has always been a top team with amazing strats and game changing meta, always with the counter strat, they have many plays named after them (ex: Vision Strikers on Ascent) and he created the triple initator meta of 2022)
On the opposite sides coachs who made their teams worse
Sykko (put WOLRD CHAMPIONS on their worst roles)
Onur (refused to counter strat and improve their own plays)
Elmapuddy (turned FNC from two time winning masters champ into this shit show)
Whoever the fuck GES coachs are
Whoever the fuck Bleeds coachs are

less ate keznits parents and made him an orphan. Since that day kaznit has grown up to be the protector of VCT, the defender of Latam, the scourge to Brazil, The Pink Knight: Batman

MY TOP 3 ABSOLUTE BEST:

1. DNA by Kendrick Lamar
2. The Star Spangeled Banner by John Stafford Smith (dont judge me its an actual banger)
3. The Great Gig in the Sky by Pink Floyd
   If your looking for hype/upbeat, this is most of what I listen too that gets me hype:
   DNA by Kendrick Lamar
   Glock in my Lap by 21 savage
   Runaway by Kanye
   Gold Digger by Kanye
   Humble by Kendrick Lamar
   EA by Young Nudy
   Dont Stop Me Now by Queen
   ET by Katy Perry
   Family Ties by Baby Keem
   Gangstas Paradise by Coolio (RIP)
   Lose Yourself by Eminem
   Lucky You by Eminem
   Without Me by eminem
   Dreams and Nightmares by Meek Mill
   Hey Ya by Outkast
   Goosebumps by Travis Scott
   Go Stupid by Polo G
   New Tank by Playboi Carti
   Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin
   Ima Boss by Meek Mill
   Thunderstruck by ACDC
   Power by Kanye
   Hot n Cold by Katy Perry
   Welcome to the jungle by Guns n roses

its ok bro not all of us are above a third grade reading level heres some help

wdym this is the roles they play

well what else is he gonna play, less is viper only, tuyz can only play smokes, saadhak plays flex, cauanzin initator. They are missing a senti and a duelist and we fo sho cutting Qcks ass

I say pancada in but keep Tuyz on smokes
Then they could run
Saadhak-flex
Cauanzin-initator
Tuyz-Smokes
Less-viper
Pancada-sentinel

neon: miniboo WRONG Rb, Forsaken clear
phoenix: natank WRONG Jinggg clears
yoru: marteen WRONG Forsaken clears
breach: ardiis WRONG Stax, Mazino, many others even a ton in his own region clear him
kayo: qraxs Ok you take this one but others are very close
sova: leo WRONG Sacy, Cauanzin, C0m, Trent, Crashies, Clear
skye: woot WRONG , Ethan (no igl), Crashies, Cauanzin, Davai, Nobody (and some in his own region) Clear
brimstone: shao WRONG Demon1, Mako, Pancada, Marved, S0m, Karon, Tuyz, Mindfreak, Karon Clear
astra: boaster/karon WRONG (bro put boaster seriosly,) Mako, Pancada, Marved, Jawgemo, Demon1, Tuyz, Karon, Mindfreak clear
killjoy: suygetsu WRONG (not even the best in the region), Less, Forsaken, Smoggy, Chichoo, Johnqt, Boostio, Victor, Meteor, Foxy9, Rb, Leaf, Clear
cypher: nats WRONG, Johnqt, Less, Apoth (the win condition), Forsaken, Chichoo, Victor, Meteor, Foxy9, Rb Clear
deadlock: kicks WRONG, Jawgemo Clears
chamber: cned WRONG Y0y, cryo, xaccurate Clear

its not even that, sure they lost Aspas (huge loss) but after losing him they proceed to make the worst roster move in history signing Qck, a bottom t1 viper/senti player WHO GOT KICKED FROM HIS OWN TEAM LAST YEAR FOR KONAN. How tf you get replaced by konans shitty ass and get picked up by Loud. Istg Qck is living the y/n self insert life because no way in hell did Loud pick HIM up instead of the countles high level duelists in Brazil

well loud signed qck (senti/smokes player) and put him on duelist, so maybe they put Pancada on duelist instead, but I think hed be better on senti cause thats his main role

no, less is the best viper player in the world, we are playing him viper every map.

Loud keep losing because they have no sentinel, so I propose they sign the brazilian champion sentinel player: Pancada.
With Pancada on cypher/kj and less on viper, loud will win everything

bro I was right and wrong at the same time :(

He beat OPTIC (THE BEST TEAM IN 2022) diffing y0y when he was the greatetst player in esports history, and now he joins EG, and beat the best team itw Sen who just won Madrid.

i would pay money to see this

they should have built around him, if it took dropping everyone but him they shouldve done it, bro is that good

nah im ngl shroud and zellsis were the move for sen, they wernt gonna win no matter what, so they made the play to gaurantee fanchising. Plus they actually looked decent and almost beat both TGRD and 100T who were the finalists

loud pick up qck instead of dgzin mwzera artzin xand heat and litteraly anyone else would be better

1. EG blows up their champion winning roster
2. TL let go Sayf
3. Lev play Tacolilla instead of Keznit
4. Whatever the fuck happened to Furia in 2024
5. C9 cut yay and vanity after 1 loss due to 'roster issues'

NRG enter the regular season, go 1 and 1 first game, including 1 loss to Lev and a win against a shit team. Fans are mad however as players arent playing their best agents, and putting people on agents they arent good at when a top 5 player itw on their team is better than them on that agent. They come and face MIBR and lose 2-1. Never could happen right? Think again https://www.vlr.gg/183786/nrg-esports-vs-mibr-champions-tour-2023-americas-league-w3

bro changed his name from Qck to Qck1, emulating the man he thought was the goat, Demon1. Howver as we can see by NRGs last games, Demon1 is a fraud meaning that Qck1 idol is a fraud, making Qck1 also a fraud

idk i think this roster would be better
Igl/flex-saadhak
smokes-pancada
initator-cauanzin
sentinel-less
duelist-me (bronze 2 ranked demon)

-demon0-9
+me

I am a bronze 2 ranked demon, and can play jett and raze at a high level, higher than semen1 lmao. I com well, can igl, and can flex onto sentinel/viper if nesescary.
If intrested dm me fast, I have any prospects and many orgs are intrested in me.

name one better

Attack on Titan, greatest show every created

1. C9
2. Levitan
3. Sen
4. Kru
5. Loud
6. 100T
7. NRG
8. G2
9. MIBR
10. EG
11. Furia

its not hard many people have dont it

1. Aspas
2. Zekken
3. Oxy
4. Keznit
5. Mwzera
6. Cryo
7. Jawgemo
8. Victor
9. Demon1
10. Asuna
11. Artzin
12. Qck
13. Icy

Forget y0y, demon0-9 gotta be the biggest fraud out there, remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrnWW5NOY-E lmaooooo

Lots of people have been comparing Qck and Monyet, as they both stepped into previous top tier teams tooo replace star duelists, but thats where the simllarities end. Monyet is an actual ery talented player, who was forced to fit into PRX without much prep, and got shafted with Jinggg (argubly the best player in the world) came back to replace him. Qck replaced Aspas, who well yes is argubly the best player in the world, but he just doesnt hold up on an indiviual level even when hes not compared to Aspas. Qck is an ass duelist, he was mid on Furia when he was playing Senti/Viper, and hes even worse now. If loud really want to succeed in Americas (the most competitive region) they need someone compotent playing duelist.

Red Swan is number 1 and theres no contest

Would go crazy no? I know Aspas is the ideal, but Mw is also insane

we back

If I had a nickel for every time where C9 signs a Vanity led roster with xeppaa, with a new coach, a new duelist player who looked like the best in his leauge the last year, look extremly good in the off season, even getting second at a major off season event, but then in the first event they play in the win the first game and then go out, drop 2 of their players, one that played on their roster last year, and the other that came on new this year, for role issues, become one of the most memed teams in the world, pick up Runi and a player thats never been in T1 before, have everyone doubt them calling them shit, but somehow C9 come out and look like the best team in Americas, Id have 2 nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that its happend twice.

ASPAS PLEASE WE ONLY GOT 4 ROUNDS

aspas please bro we just lost 11 rounds to clown9. we need you big bro

come back ill do anything bro. Ill suck it, you can put it up my ass please big bro we need you.

1. Boaster
2. Keznit
3. Zombs
4. Flipzider
5. Ardiis

yeah idk why the casting recently in all regions have been shit. The only good ones are achillios/paperthin and pansy/hypoc. We need steel and brenshow back so my ears stop bleeding

1) Kinggg a heaven on haven vs xset - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek8ErxPkh0g
context (third map in the seres both maps before being 13-11, lev need this round win to go to OT, and continue to the next round in the elimnation bracket)
2) Aspas insane round in OT vs Optic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFEx5r1xxc4
Context (Grand final map 2 vs Optic in OT whoever won this would probably win the seres)
3) Demon1 takes out two to win split vs Nrg in OT- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExBFrOTlAn8
context (second map, eg had lost first map 11-13, this when eg was still viewed as not that good, having barley made into playoffs, massivley upsetting C9, and needing an OT win to push it to map
4) Alfajer 1v2 vs Loud on icebox- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss36UQefDhU
Context (Im sure everyone knows about this match but watching the comeback live was absolutley insane, especially since this round was when they took the lead)
5) Nobody stunned gets 3 vs Loud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5JSLcsrWWU
Context (EDG at the time were no where close to how people precive them now, they had a super close game vs Navi, and beat a mediocre T1, losing to TL, Loud at the time were looking like the best team ITW, and this round cemented the upset, I vividly remember falling out of my chair when this happend lmao)

Honrable mentions:
Tzoxin knife vs 100T which made EG win champs
Rb spraydown Haven vs optic
Aspas 1v4 on bind vs Optic
Jinggg takes down 4 vs Nrg to stop the plant on Bind
Ardiis 1v3 on ascent vs DRX
S0m Cove incedent vs PRX
Mindfreak 1v4 vs FNC on ascent
Davai 1v3 vs Optic on Haven
Suygetsu 1v4 on Breeze vs PRX

I could barely see through my tears as I was writing the ending :'(

could see this too, might write another fanfic with him joining them

its ok bro, we dont judge you for not getting past a third grade reading level

Prx sign Fns as a content creator, whatever doesnt really change much for his audience. PRX qual for Shanghai and battle all the way too top 2, where they lose (again), they battle through split 2, making champs easily. They surf through groups and most of playoffs, untill they get to the grand final. They are versing NRG and go down the first 2 maps. Alecks knows its over, Ethan looks like the best igl in the world, Demon1 is dropping 50 bombs, crashies clutches every 1v3, Marved has lurked spawn and gotten 10 round wins from it, victor has proven that hes the best cypher/raze player in the world. SIghing Alecks cant even bring himself too hit his desk. For the fourth time in PRX history, it looks they will be going out in 2nd place...

Then from behind Alecks a voice calls out, "hold up we can still win." Out from the shadows steps Pujan "FNS" Mehta. "Im subbing in coach, time to show these snakes whos the boss". Puchan subs into PRX for what would have been the final map. Puchan is going crazy, a life game never seen before in esports history. Third map he drops 20, fourth map 30 and for the fifth map he drops 50, breaking the kill record on stage and winning Champions Seuol. Everyone is going crazy, but Fenis just smiles to himself and points out to the crowd. The stadium of 100000 people go silent as Puchan speaks to the camera "y0y, s0mpai, its your turn now" Fenis turns around and heads off stage, retiring from esports and going to streaming, where he becomes the new Tarik, averaging 50k viewers a stream.

-apoth
-nature
+fns
+som
duelist: dawgemo
flex: s0m
initator: derrek
smokes: supaman
sentinel: puchan
ez champs win