I don't wanna die the fuck

What...

They need a mental check up
SkRossi will never be good enough for tier 1
We saw it again and again
That core of Russ, LF and SkRossi is dogshit and lost to unknown team in an off season event
Dos9 and Sultan carried the fuck out of them and they still have up when they needed them the most
They were so close to 2-0ing that DSG game and they just threw
Did you hear btw, SkRossi is looking for more imports to carry him through South Asian challengers

Who thinks that is a downgrade again 💀💀💀💀
I will never forgive SkSkibidi for ruining that near perfect Ascension run from Sultan and dos9

I mean I don't think people are mad because of this
Ardiis just keeps yapping non-stop since getting dropped.

And honestly I am getting annoyed because for one, I don't like this guy at all, which is okay, comedy is subjective but because he keeps saying so much, his dumbass keeps popping up on my feed.

That's what I thought
Maybe even Happy
Very respected coach
I can name quite a few more coaches
JoshRT from G2 is one of them

I think 70% of VALORANT coaches are clueless. By clueless I mean they can only do the basics. I think 70% of the coaches you see in Tier 1 in 5 years won't be at this level. If I had to list the best coaches right now; ENGHH, bonkar, d00mbros, Potter, mini, Alecks, kaplan, neil and weber. The rest are frauds.

I mean honestly, I can think quite a lot of other coaches than those who are actually good and have proven themselves. Ardiis might have gone mad since losing his job...

You are not Chunkio

Probably this one bengali movie I saw when I was a child called Hemlock Society
I wonder if they have a subtitles one

Same
He used to be cool back in the days...
I just need the old HenBabyH back too fr

Why don't you just try to be better...
If you went back to making good posts like you were few days ago, maybe we will take you back
Seriously, get some help, it's never too late to change 😄
You could have the greatest comeback story on VLR, think about that.

Wonder how they conducted it tho
I know they had a panel and shit and then one portion of it was uhhh fan votes

Honestly yea but no way he is making it below 20 in a fair world if fan voting was involved
Plus the account said 7/8 players on the list are Trophy winners
So it's Gotta be the GenG and EDG folks + Jinggg
However if he does not make it in the top 20, I will actually start believing that twitter users have brains

So just checked
It will probably be
GenG 2024, Smoggy, Chichoo, KangKang and Jinggg

HAO RAN "babyblue" GENG has been added to JDG ESPORTS with a 2027 Season End contract

Verno clears Mada

Istg man...
If that bozo makes ANYWHERE above a single GenG player, I will crashout
I know it's just a silly twitter award but it would be generationally and objectively wrong

No way Jinggg is higher than Forsaken right?
They actually boutta do it aren't they
No way Jinggg makes it below 20 but in no world was his 2024 deserving of anything higher than 15
I will actually crash out if he ends at top 5

I love it
115 FC in shambles kekw
All the Manchester clubs are shit
Rejoice

He has potential to be better than Buzz
Doesn't mean he will
But he can for sure

Hey if they do carry that to VCT, we will be there
Will solidify Saadhak's legacy even more

And GE dominate PRX in scrims so...
Scrims don't really say a lot but that's interesting I guess

I dunno man
-Jessievash +JA may change things up a bit
But it will be close for sure

What do we think of Karmine Corps? I do see this as a stable roster specially with the addition of Saadhak but do you think this team can comfortably make it to top 4 EMEA?
I think my top four (no order) is
Heretics
Fnatic
FUT
Vitality

So maybe a top 5-6 team? Hmmm.....
Not really an improvement in position then over the last roster if that's the case.

Brother look at your team 😭
You are in no position to talk about how shit other rosters are when your roster is in shambles
5 year contract on Athan????

They won Americas
Came second in Lock in
Third in Champs
Without Sacy and Pancada
And btw, this wasn't Sacy with the "he is only there for utils" narrative, this was raid boss Sacy, best performer at Champs Finals Sacy, dunked +10 on El Diablo Sacy and Pancada was Champs MVP and a crazy player
I don't think they fell off as hard as they should have

Merry Christmas Benjy
Where is Fishy?

Loud
Every other champions winning team fell off hard the next year
Loud was the one that was lowkey somewhat consistent
In their prime, probably EG or Loud

Was planning to go out with this friend of mine...he ditched the plan last moment so I can't call anyone else at this hour
Great :)
Now I am stuck here playing games alone...
Gotta love this shit man :)))

Well PTC is very consistent and Sultan was amazing when not restricted by SkSkibidi, Skillz and Paradox in Ascension

They want to build a stable ascension winning roster
No way they will sign someone for 2 months

I am glad you didn't leak that you are joining the Los Ratones VCT roster in 2026

To replace who?

Riot geography

If there was anyone I would choose to replace Papi, it would be Sultan
Was giving tough competition to Papi in GE trials too but didn't get picked because of Kr1stal o7

https://x.com/TanmayyMhatre/status/1871766866945049022?t=If1IvTby31_70xsk8YWZIg&s=19

· 🇵🇭 Mojer
· 🇵🇭 xavi8k
· 🇵🇭 PatMen
· 🇹🇭 PTC
· 🇰🇿 sultan

All bottom 8 teams are China for some reason
How come El barco always have the worst takes

I think Will Chobra had a good one

Ikr
This gotta be a bait man

https://open.spotify.com/track/6jbYpRPTEFl1HFKHk1IC0m?si=Tfqn3hySQg277gL6qD5lyw

YT link if anyone wants it : https://youtu.be/dgUHE8wWhiE?si=4rfTc9TaZQhZelTY

Even if we take that
I dunno, if most people would rate DRX that high specially considering that this is an all league ranking

What about EDG and DRX then? They had pretty dogshit off seasons

https://x.com/ElBarcoTH/status/1871489493053616259?t=R6rdlDkOdpJ8rmeXj4iERg&s=19

The craziest ones for me are
Wolves at 41 (????? I thought people were ranking them top 4 China???)
Xi Lai 43 (?????)
Nongshim RedForce at 33
Trace at 31
DFM at 25 and Furia at 19
TEAM SECRET AT 39 BELOW ZETA, GE, APEKS
Liquid at 24 (?????)
Kru at 11 and DRX at 12 above Sen, Mibr and Leviatan
NRG at 1 (while I do believe in Verno, still too early to our them this high
G2 at 8
FUT at 5

There are a lot more bhr these are the ones that came to my eyes straight up

They broke up? I don't think they did.

I dunno man...
I remember her being probably the second best player on that G2 Gozen roster behind Vania until GCC

https://x.com/Borsasporhesap/status/1871556413480374316?t=hRrozWBP4l6E-Auh9P5dRw&s=19

Wtf? I mean she was very good during EMEA GC. Surprising to me ngl...

Another South Asian squad carried by imports
Honestly will probably support Orangutan o7

I heard he was learning
If Keznit can learn English to bag Katsumi, Less can learn English too

I mean his Raze is not shit per say
For someone who hadn't played Raze all year, he did pretty well on that Bind vs 2G

Wonder if they are going for split duelist or Koalanoob is working on Raze...

You had to be there for the amount of bragging and promises and dumbass bait and impression farming he did. Like you would open twitter one day and see this guy just yapping non-stop.
But I think he is good now. Built a great team, actually paid for Papi's buyout. 8/8 character development. Actually makes me wanna root for GE.