CubeEnjoyer
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Registered: February 19, 2025
Last post: April 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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NS could never. Those t3 frauds are gonna go back to where they belong next year.

posted 3 weeks ago

Twitter ❌🀑
VLR.gg πŸ—ΏπŸ’€β˜‘

posted 3 weeks ago

I have a conspiracy theory that since Valorant eSports isn't profitable, orgs have to forgo feeding their players in order to pay the rent. Navi probably realized that they didn't have enough money to feed Ardis so they had to drop him. This would also explain why C9 dropped yay and vanity after Lock//In. C9 definitely don't have enough money to feed their players which is why they have slowly been making their roster skinnier and skinnier. Have you wondered why C9 signed OXY until 2028? It's because he still eats off the kids menu. It probably costs 3 times more money to feed a player like vanity compared to Oxy.

posted 3 weeks ago

Cholesterol9 did unrepeatable damage to my goat

posted 3 weeks ago

How come everybody is trophy claiming now? If I see one more Pacific fan trying to claim EDG's champs trophy because they're Asian I'm gonna crash out. Before EDG won champs y'all didn't even associate with China but now your talking about "We won 3 trophies in a row, the Asian takeover has happened" Who tf is "we" Pacific has 2 trophies and China has 1. Stop bandwaggoning. Instead of grieving with the actual EDG fans during Madrid and Shanghai, you just turned a blind eye and walked away.

posted 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna start my NS hating arc soon dw

posted 4 weeks ago

reported for harassment. Enjoy your 1 week ban you ugy white man with a pube beard.

posted 4 weeks ago

Invy joined Envy and 2ge joined 2G and they went against each other. Then we would get Envy Invy vs 2G 2ge. LMAOOOAOOAOOO that would be so funny. Both are goated and hella cute πŸ₯°. I love Team Secret so much #IENVYINVY #TSFIGHTING

posted 4 weeks ago

you forgot Jremy but all g

posted 4 weeks ago
  1. Invy (my pookie wookie)

gap

  1. trent
  2. stax

gap

  1. JessieVash's sova
  2. Subroza
posted 4 weeks ago

ENVY are now the second best team in T2 after TS ACADEMY #TEAMSECRETFIGHTING

posted 4 weeks ago

(Trigger warning: R slur, btch, ugly) So I was watching the uncut Sen podcast on Sen society because I am an overly obsessed Sen Kpop valorant fan, and I heard zllsis call my pookie wookie zekken the R slur (very bad word, big no no, one of the worst words you can say). This really hurt my feelings and is disgusting behavior for the organization to not cut out. I decided to call it out on my favorite website twitter to cancel him because saying the R slur is an unforgivable sin. I was then brutally attacked on twitter because apparently I shouldn't be offended by someone saying one of the worst words known to mankind. It got to the point where I had to ask zellss for these twitter meanies to stop bullying me and instead of telling them to stop, he called me an ugly btch. (very mean thing to say to a women). This is unacceptable behavior and I have come to VLR to help cancel this sick human being zells*s.

(also in the comments if you could please censor z*llsis or give a trigger warning beforehand that would be great.)

posted 4 weeks ago

Let's hypothetically say that BBL Pacific were Turkish and played in Turkey. Turkey isn't even near the Pacific Ocean so it would make no sense. It doesn't even matter though cuz they're gonna lose in ascension to TS Academy

posted 4 weeks ago

BBL Pacific play in Pacific. Are you high????????

posted 4 weeks ago

I am sick and tired of being harassed, dehumanized and humiliated for believing in Valorant's soon to be greatest team. Whenever I talk about them, I get insulted and downvoted. This needs to stop. Team Secret are not just going to qualify for Toronto but they are going to win it as well. I am not a delusional Team Secret fan, I am a visionary who is able to see that this team is going to win everything. You guys don't understand that the foul words you use against Team Secret hurt me as a fan. I am a human being with emotions and am fed up with this bs. I demand compensation for my suffering and that starts with you upvoting my post. With this being said I hope to see everyone having Team Secret winning Split 1 in their pickems.

posted 4 weeks ago

(trigger warning: Boo) I genuinely feel bad for patitek. He only laughed at that joke because he was on the same team as Boo who is openly racist against Indians. Boo probably makes fun of Indians all the time around patitek and he feels inclined to laugh because Boo is the IGL and can kick him off the team. It was just an involuntary gesture raised upon him from that filthy racist Boo. He deserves better πŸ’”

posted 4 weeks ago

The only reason why Pheonix is usable is because of his ult which allows him to do something that no other agent can do. Meanwhile everything that waylay does can be done better by another agent.

posted 4 weeks ago

Where is TS????? WTF IS THIS WEAK ASS BAIT????? TS literally won Toronto and Paris and they're not on this list??????? What were you thinking?????? PLEASE INCLUDE TS πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™

posted 4 weeks ago

Why does riot keep making agents that are ass on release. Who at riot headquarters thought that giving an agent a weak ass dash, a worse chamber TP and a dogshit neon stun would make a good agent. Now we have to wait at least 4 months for her to be playable.

posted 1 month ago

He prolly watched Team Secret VODS or something. I recommend you do the same.

posted 1 month ago

PRX will be so much better without j0nggg

posted 1 month ago

A couple more LAN wins and then he might be in the goat conversation next to ENVY

posted 1 month ago

Watch Team Secret vods. Team Secret has the perfect aimers and after a couple seconds of watching them you will have insane aim and wont even have to crouch spraying

posted 1 month ago

This is true however Team Secret deserve to win toronto

posted 1 month ago

People who like icebox

Continue the chain

posted 1 month ago

This is so disrespectful. Why would anyone post this? My goats at Team Secret have been cooking and are going to win Toronto easily. Please consider apologizing not just to me and the VLR users you have plagued with your awful take, but also to the players. I made this apology easier for you so all you have to do is copy and paste what I am about to write: I am sorry Team Secret especially the players, DaddyVash, JareBear, 2gee Poogie, big papa envy and Wild0reoo (my cutie patootie)

posted 1 month ago

I like Ty Dolla Signs XXL 2014 Freestyle

posted 1 month ago

Even PRX relying on goated Filipino players to carry them. TEAM SECRET IS WINNING TORONTO

posted 1 month ago

Kdrama kid show. Watch real TV like Chernobyl or the downfall of diddy

posted 1 month ago

he probably has early onset dementia or something and forgets which buttons to press to shoot

posted 1 month ago

Does age really affect your aim that much because everyone says FNS is a bad aimer cuz he's old but my goat pookie wookie glorious king JessieVash is pushing 40 and he still has pretty good aim.

posted 1 month ago

Every single variation of C9

posted 1 month ago

I am mod
give me your social security number, password and credit card information and I will fix it

posted 1 month ago

S - Team Secret

A - T1, DRX, GenG, PRX

B - RRQ, NS, DFM, TALON

C - GE, ZETA

D - WE BRING THE BOOM

Team Secret is winning everything, you heard It here first.

posted 1 month ago

EDG didn't have that hard of a run...

posted 1 month ago

2024 Sen

posted 1 month ago

in b4 someone says "come to Brazil"

posted 1 month ago

China's a 1 team region and Korea's not gonna win anything for the rest of the year. On the other hand Team Secret is winning Toronto and getting second at Champs

posted 1 month ago

I didn't watch EMEA kickoff much but did she do good or was she just a mid duelist?

posted 1 month ago

Either Team Secret or NRG maybe MIBR too idk but TS will be in the finals

posted 1 month ago

so let me get this straight... she has a neon stun but worse, a jett updraft and dash but worse, a chamber tp but worse and a dogshit ult. Am I missing something or is she just gonna be ass.

posted 1 month ago

Team Secret

posted 1 month ago

they should change icebox mid and give it some more boxes except the boxes explode the whole map and delete the map from the game files so it is never seen again.

posted 1 month ago

You forgot sick

posted 1 month ago

idk I just remember people on twitter calling them racist. You will have to ask the unemployed for the full story.

posted 1 month ago

Finally, Team racist/slur is complete

Sentinel - Johnqt
Duelist - kamo
Initiator - Patitek
Controller - Boo
Flex - n4rrate

sub - zellsis

posted 1 month ago

NRG dominance starts now.

posted 1 month ago

context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uwC9x929vQ

0:06 - In this time stamp we can see our glorious Lord and savior, goat and pookie Adam "mada" Pampunch crossing his arms. This portrays his nonchalant tone towards the content he is being forced to do which is seen throughout the whole video. Acting like he doesn't care and doesn't want to do content but still doing it gives off "I lowk don't give a fuck about this" energy which is just pure aura.

3:49- Here Mada puts his hands behind his back which shows how he is keeping to himself and letting Ethan and FNS do the majority of the ranking. By stepping down and not being the alpha in the conversation he allows others to talk. He isn't being the captain of the ship here, he is the ocean current guiding the ship. A strong and bold move from Mada and one that contributes greatly to his incomprehensible aura.

4:55 - Previous to this time segment we see s0m call out Mada for ranking himself as #5 and saying that he should be higher. Mada accepts this suggestion and we can see here that he gently bats his hair away from his face. This is most likely a nervous habit used in times of social discomfort. Mada fears that he lost aura here and responds with an involuntary gesture to cope.

9:35 - Mada says that "I feel like no ones folding under pressure" Mada defending his teammates here shows that he wants his team to succeed and recognizes that confidence is a vital component in this. By standing up for his teammates here, he is showing that he is brave and cares greatly about his teammates.

13:00 - Mada recognizes that he dies first the most times and calmly walks to the #1 spot. While it might be hard to believe, mada accepting humility actually gained him aura. by admitting defeat and accepting responsibility, he shows to his teammates that he isn't afraid to admit when he is wrong.

Through this video Mada exhibits his emotional maturity through his body language. It's hard to imagine that a player with this much aura wont win a LAN. With that being said, NRG is winning Toronto.

posted 1 month ago

your first mistake was installing Twitter

posted 1 month ago
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