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posted 3 months ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feelin

posted 3 months ago

Hiro might actually be better than Leo

posted 3 months ago

lol.

posted 3 months ago

I love meatriding CN and I was just helping the normal PRX fans

posted 3 months ago

what in the brainrot

posted 3 months ago

He says he likes valorant but he really doesn't. Least obvious CIS baiter

posted 3 months ago

Munchkin disrespect is crazy

posted 3 months ago

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posted 3 months ago

TS vs ZETA LCQ 2023. Shit made me stop supporting the team altogether

posted 3 months ago

And even then they might not make it out.

Hopefully TE will give everyone a run for their fucking money

#TEWIN
#SILENCETHEDOUBTERS

posted 3 months ago

Telling TS to put more budget in the Valorant roster, so they can get a fucking assistant coach

-former TS fan from 2021-2024

posted 3 months ago

I don't think anyone can break Korea's dominance in archery.

posted 3 months ago

Same bruh

And this is still an advantage Americas and EMEA have over us.

I hope to God Asia matches their level.

posted 3 months ago

dw, pretty sure the mods and Seulgi will only show proper comments to players and coaches

posted 3 months ago

His flag says it all

He clearly likes CS more than Valorant

posted 3 months ago

Right now, it would be:

  1. Korea
  2. USA
    3-4: Russia/Turkiye
posted 3 months ago

Yessir

#TEWIN
#2025ISVCTCN'SYEAR

posted 3 months ago

Stick to CS instead of watching Valorant then

vlr users who are loyal deserve to have their voices heard.

posted 3 months ago

Trace easily 13-0's G0ntl0 M0t0s

posted 3 months ago

I can tell that you don't follow CN

CN will make a big statement this Champs

posted 3 months ago

They should host it in Milan then

posted 3 months ago

I have FINALLY made progress in learning Japanese Kanji again after abandoning it for 4 years.

posted 3 months ago

Congrats reremus! (I know nothing about business kekw)

posted 3 months ago

TenZ became T0nZ again 💀

Actual one trick Omen holy fk

posted 3 months ago

This is why you should never overdose on anything at all

posted 3 months ago

Ok

posted 3 months ago

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posted 3 months ago

FPX, EDG, BLG, and TE:

posted 3 months ago

Bro is not gonna stop hating on Secret 💀

posted 3 months ago

DRX yoman 🔜
They can finally get a proper IGL

posted 3 months ago

DRX Cu55Ku55__

Sign me too pls

posted 3 months ago

L00 F0r00

posted 3 months ago

He's innocent, but still, saying Fl1shb1ck is pretty funny af

posted 3 months ago

stax about to get his revenge against DRX next year 😈

posted 3 months ago

True stretched resolution keke

posted 3 months ago

I wanna see Sick play in Tier 1 again

posted 3 months ago

Literally IGLing like a bot bruh

posted 3 months ago

Te bote remix 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

posted 3 months ago

RETA >>>>

posted 3 months ago

How do I play in the Madagascar server

posted 3 months ago

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti

TLDR: Idgaf about JingggsFamilyLawyer's baits

posted 3 months ago

What in the braindead bait

posted 3 months ago

Wait, so apparently reserve players count as winners of an international event now?

posted 3 months ago

GEN.G/DRX might win it. Unlucky for you

posted 3 months ago

Singapore has talent, but the real question is can they rival the rest of the world, since they have a HUGE headstart thx to their CS scene

posted 3 months ago

EMEA is literally just EU teams. Rename the region to Europe bruh

posted 3 months ago
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