CryoZanderDerrekEnjoyer
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I mean he has stated onstream that he is not indian and that he is from tanzania

But his name is pujan mehta bro like thats 99.99999% Indian or atleast south asia lmaoo

posted about a year ago

LETS GO CHINA!!! WOOHOOOO

posted about a year ago

Uhm, he is actually tanzanian 🤓☝️

posted about a year ago

Best of luck to you mate 🤝

Altough i dont think yall need it that much

Penis and Chet never lose a rematch

posted about a year ago

CLOUD TO TL
SUPERTEAM

posted about a year ago

All g every bit helps us 🙏🙏

posted about a year ago

🙏🙏

posted about a year ago

Today we, as the european valorant community, gladly invite you to root for Giants with us today. It will be lots of fun. Thanks for your understanding.

VAMOO 🇧🇷🇧🇷

posted about a year ago

ALLAT + GOOD + UPVOTE + GIANTS CLEARS

posted about a year ago

He is b*nned

posted about a year ago

I could see bonecold leaving and joining TL

Vitality makes overhaul

posted about a year ago

plesse stop diung shit takes

posted about a year ago

worse

posted about a year ago

always had lil bro

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

Ardiis at the waterpark

posted about a year ago

Judge Gaming Esports

posted about a year ago

either from zeta or t1

or S0LCAS

posted about a year ago

so basically scrimming with rr

posted about a year ago

Ita already good

posted about a year ago

NAVI is already a god team dont change that

Even mistic clears s0lcas

posted about a year ago

im joining in

kick that fraud

posted about a year ago

my man 🙏🙏

posted about a year ago

🗿

posted about a year ago

Who gon tell him

COUGH COUGH BILLI

posted about a year ago

did

aspas / derke / something will cum out semen0

posted about a year ago

Aight bet

posted about a year ago

It couldve been just a bad day the game against NaVi was very competetive

I believe that liquid are better in t1 on average

posted about a year ago

The way kk looks up to derke 🐐

posted about a year ago
  1. FNATIC
  2. PRX
  3. DRX
  4. LOUD
  5. EG
  6. FUT
  7. EDG / GIA
  8. NRG / BLG

GROUPS

  1. NAVI
  2. EDG / GIA
  3. BLG / NRG
  4. KRÜ
  5. LIQUID
  6. ZETA
  7. T1
  8. FPX

FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST CHANGES

posted about a year ago

Tier 5
NA

posted about a year ago

7 HOURS LEFT.

BE PREPARED.

posted about a year ago

He will be finished soon enough

Haaland clears him

posted about a year ago

yeah actually cry about it fatso

walking to the fridge when your mom isnt home to make you dinner doesnt count as working out + you'd have to be socially inept (you btw) to even say "never touched a woman". I've gone to school with literal neckbeards and drug addicsts that get play, seems like you're the only person that even thinks its hard.

And I will keep posting on every sad little thing you say because you are an actual loser and need to be reminded every day, at every opportunity, because going on the way you are now is unsustainable and you will be 40 years old and alone with no prospects while your parents sit around the dinner table and try to figure out where they went wrong raising you.

posted about a year ago

BLUD THOUGHT NAVI WAS WINNING 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOUD CHINA PRIDE 💯💯

posted about a year ago

yeah actually cry about it fatso

walking to the fridge when your mom isnt home to make you dinner doesnt count as working out + you'd have to be socially inept (you btw) to even say "never touched a woman". I've gone to school with literal neckbeards and drug addicsts that get play, seems like you're the only person that even thinks its hard.

And I will keep posting on every sad little thing you say because you are an actual loser and need to be reminded every day, at every opportunity, because going on the way you are now is unsustainable and you will be 40 years old and alone with no prospects while your parents sit around the dinner table and try to figure out where they went wrong raising you.

posted about a year ago

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on VLR by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox reddit friends would upvote. This ain't reddit, kid. This is VLR. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.

posted about a year ago

Blud thought navi is winning 💀💀💀💀

HAVE SAFE FLIGHT HOME LMAOO

posted about a year ago

both mid

rewatching champs 2021 clears

posted about a year ago

W reasoning

posted about a year ago

bro is fine icl

posted about a year ago

W

posted about a year ago

REAL VLR DEMON1???? 😱

posted about a year ago

prx maybe because navi has good antistratting

but winning against fnatic is just impossible at the moment

posted about a year ago

Brother if NaVi were 2 rounds away from winning i dont think its a question for FNC

posted about a year ago

👍🙏🙏

posted about a year ago

NRG PENIS

MY FAVOURITE PLAYER

posted about a year ago

Rematch buff

Maybe kangkang glasses get stolen and therefore drops 5 kills throughout 3 maps

posted about a year ago
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