CringePlayer
Flag: Cuba
Registered: July 11, 2022
Last post: October 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Posts: 197
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All of T1 played for NA at one point in their pro careers

T1:
Saya: The Guard
Xeta: C9
Ban: Knights
Munchkin: Boston
Carpe: Philly

NRG: obv all NA

(Least obvious shitpost)

posted about a year ago

Well, NRG core and NAVI core have only ever face once. NRG core is still very good at Bind despite the changes. Sure, leap of logic given its basically a year ago.

posted about a year ago

Trolling map picks? Why'd they choose Lotus over Bind?

NAVI aren't bad at Lotus, and Bind was the only map they won over FPX during Copenhagen.

posted about a year ago

Yes. However, it is under the condition that he gets his confidence back. It's fairly evident right now that DSG killed any confidence he had in his game, and I don't blame him, that team was dookie.

posted about a year ago

Whatever my mom makes >>>

posted about a year ago

They're trying to steal my channel points. (Those pixels mean a lot to me)

posted about a year ago

Unlikely as it is, it would be cool to see Zeta make it to Masters Tokyo, and be able to represent the host country. '//,

posted about a year ago

Looks at the critical keyword that my lil Starbucks worker fails to comprehend: "MORE"

posted about a year ago

Barista Boy gotta be the only mf that talks about Sentinels more than Sen fans

posted about a year ago

Lost their name buff, that's why they cant win anymore. How will we know if Asuna Will Bang Stellar & Derrick anymore?

posted about a year ago

Counter: DRX play in a dogshit region, obviously they're making it to every international LAN. (Still 0 wins against Marved)
Head-to-head: Marved babysits Mako.

Marved sits out of competitive valorant for 6 months+, comes back and eats against a Top 2 international team. Please pipe down lil bro.

posted about a year ago

Mako 0 wins against his father 🥱🥱🥱

posted about a year ago

Mako was never better. Marved is literally known as Mako's father 😂 Could've saved yourself the embarassment of typing that paragraph by unplugging your router.

posted about a year ago

Who is honestly better?

posted about a year ago

At least we know Marved is still the best controller in the world

posted about a year ago

Aren't you literally a barista?

posted about a year ago

Top 5 at best. LOUD, FNC, DRX, and NRG clear 🥱🥱🥱 Could be even lower since Furia played against Fnatic better

posted about a year ago

"bEsT tEaM iN tHe WoRlD"
"GiVe ThEm ThE tRoPhY aLrEaDy"
"GiVe ThEm MaStErS tOo"

I have to retract my previous statements about NAVI/FPX, they're actually DOGSHIT when they cant just out aim their opponents 😪

posted about a year ago

1 Team region bro. Fnatic still have yet to face an actual team

posted about a year ago

EDG is immune to all jinxes and curses

posted about a year ago

China getting 3 slots for Masters, what can I say?

posted about a year ago

EDG bouta win this series, then win the whole tournament. Bow down to your Chinese overlords.

Heard it here first

posted about a year ago

Acting like MIBR wasn't worse than EU irons 🥱

posted about a year ago

Literally a LATAM vs. Japanese team, obviously Tokyo will be up to watch this match? Are you dense? Room temperature IQ moment 🥱

posted about a year ago

Cringe crowd that only shows up for Bronzil games. Dead venue any other time.

Only host in Tokyo from now on

posted about a year ago

YAWN 🥱🥱🥱

posted about a year ago

You been on this site longer than I have...You know damn well that every tournament in 2022 began with Fnatic being hyped up as the best team in the world...

Fnatic (EMEA's current #2 team) LOST to XSET.
FPX (EMEA's only actual winners, and good team in EMEA).

So let's stay on topic. 7 shitters, 1 team full of 2021 has-beens, 1 team of chokers, and 1 actual good team.

Hence, 1 team region.

posted about a year ago

And by 2023, Ascend and Gambit never saw participated in another international LAN (because they're ass). Fraudnatic (always considered the best team in the world, yet never medals because they're classic chokers). FPX, their only good team.

Is your reading comprehension seriously that limited?

posted about a year ago

EMEA is a literal 1 team region though? 7 shitters, 1 team that only had success in 2021, then never saw another LAN until they bought their way in, and the ultimate choke squad in Fraudnatic, then NAVI their only good team.

posted about a year ago

Can't believe you're making me agree with fucking Shownu of all people...

posted about 2 years ago

Says he took a month off to touch grass. The truth is, he's a broke ass British barista who couldn't pay his energy bill for the month.

posted about 2 years ago

FPX is given the easiest group: Secures Top 8
FPX faces the weakest team in the lower bracket of tournament playoffs: Secures Top 6
FPX barely beats XSET: Secures Top 4

Not exactly the most astounding achievement when you put into perspective their opponents, and how they only needed to beat 1 REAL adversary to achieve Top 4.

posted about 2 years ago

Only non-flukes were:

Sentinels Masters 1 (Literally never dropped a map, undoubtable)
Gambit Masters 3 (Simply the best)
Optic Masters 1 (Leagues above everyone else, reinforced by Champs)

posted about 2 years ago

And? ZETA had almost exactly the same run, minus beating Optic? That hasn't stopped EMEA from calling that run a fluke either (which it was).

posted about 2 years ago

Let the EMEA children cope for a couple days before they go back to calling BR a minor region, then start saying 3 trophies > BR's 1

posted about 2 years ago

? This tournament literally proved it? Their only wins were against a team that got grouped every international tournament, and NA's #2 seed, who they barely beat (and got obliterated by a couple days before). 1 Win against a team that wasn't LATAM...Shite team, shite players, shite people, shite region. Cope, Gypsy.

posted about 2 years ago

Wake up lil' bro. BR just won for the Americas

posted about 2 years ago

More non-flukes than you lmao

posted about 2 years ago

Degenerates constantly taking away from other teams' win by coming out of their poverty stricken rat holes.

posted about 2 years ago

EMEA - 2 flukes and 1 actual win
But congrats on receiving your copium today with an NA loss

posted about 2 years ago

https://www.vlr.gg/141059/preds-of-what-suygetsu-will-cry-about-on-16th/#48

Unfortunate there weren't enough LATAM teams for FlukePX to play against, since those are the only teams they can beat.

SOYgetsu was so ready to cry today that he did it before he even played the series. Like I said, quick 2-0, just like FPX's quick flight home.

posted about 2 years ago

Dogshit team that already obliterated them, and then brought them to OT in map 3 of an elimination series? Good lord, wtf does that make FPX? Beyond dogshit if they're EMEA's 1st seed who can only win against LATAM teams and NA's 2nd seed?

You literally ADMITTED they were tilted bro? "obviously he's seething." Did you forget what you wrote already?

Seething: "filled with or characterized by intense but unexpressed anger"
Tilted: "When you're getting slightly mad at someone/something."

Does seething not fit the definition of tilted?

posted about 2 years ago

"Obviously he's seething"
"They were pretty chill"

...Need I say more about the obvious use of a fake tech pause? You're literally admitting it on their behalf.

posted about 2 years ago

Rewatch round 24 and look at Ardiis. Buddy was literally seething, along with Su(per crybaby)getsu and Zyyp(ussy)an

posted about 2 years ago

So you concede that they do lose rematches then?

posted about 2 years ago

Orgs dont gaf. It's literally a difference of $240K USD, why would they ever tell their players to deny a replay in favor of sportsmanship?

posted about 2 years ago

https://liquipedia.net/valorant/VCT/2022/EMEA/Stage_2/Challengers

Looks like they lost plenty of rematches against Fnatic? Name checks out, goober.

posted about 2 years ago

Cheated? lmao, come on lil bro. Not even you actually believe that? how many tanks of COPIUM did you go through to come up with that statement?

posted about 2 years ago

FPX gets 1 win that isn't against a weak as shit LATAM team, and suddenly they're fans think they can justify their fluke run in Copenhagen

posted about 2 years ago
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