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Registered: | December 9, 2021 |
Last post: | November 28, 2023 at 3:44 PM |
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Time to see if reformed is a good replacement ig.
Pooter fan EG will win we know this 🐣
0 analysis done he just listed the teams he likes.
I didnt see them before posting but it’ll be better. No headglitch angle from long. You can stand above screen to look above smoke. Halls is easier to hold for defenders and attackers. Idk abt the heaven change.
I think the changes are to make it easier to play post in site, so you have more options. The changes on screen are good tho (like you can stand over it) idk if you can see over the smoke there tho
B site rework thank godd
Source: https://twitter.com/playvalorant/status/1662081289040859136?s=46&t=qty94oGTpCzJheer7iyCGA
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Grand and lowers are b05 small man also Navi not winning shit🤬🤬🤬
C9 xeppaa went to singapore to play a single comp match and came back to LA to play his game today.
My flair is blessed doe eg won and qualled because of it.
Where tf is qwertyy did he get banned again?
Well i mean in the sense where Activision just said that they are trying to save it but unfortunately it seems imposible, to their own shareholders btw.
Nah but fr how does he make so many games hes crazy man
My favorite of the soulsborne games.
I agree with this however i think it is the closest to a game completely expressing the themes and message miyazaki wanted to express through pure gameplay. Doesnt need cutscenes or exposition, you can literally skip all the dialogue and you will have learnt what miyazaki wants you to learn. Everything is so cohesive about the game, its not perfect but its the closest game to art I think has ever been made.
NA didnt claim them so we did I love them <3 also they have a big brazil fanbase for some reason.
Nah cum is actually really good and im p sure he setup calls and midrounfs to help boostio. Apoth idk if he would make it in over screwface or reformed even though he is the obvious choice, i think the best decision is to support jaw on smokes so that this current iteration of the team can play its best in champs later.
Sorry for supporting my team and not supporting a core that has been top 3-4 NA since it was concieved!! Im sorry its not allowed to believe in unestablished teams :)
Dont underestimate eg core :) boostio c0m and ethan are really gud :D
“Barely lost” 0-6 on pistols that series btw
I disagree I think EG can perform! :)
Went to work, took a math exam, got my mothers day gifts (its this sunday here),went to the gym. Took my micro class, hung out with my girlfriend (imaginary).
The lcq sen roster but with skuba instead of shroud like it was intended wouldve won lcq 100%.
Have u read ippo? Its really good i heard they are similar.
Baku and Leader completely and utterly clear griffith johan and dumbass riboku
Btw c9 banned split on eg because they were scare! :)
Hi! I will tell you my own predictions for the map picks tomorrow!
EG ban pearl
Loud ban fracture/split
EG pick split/fracture
Loud pick haven
Eg ban ascent
Loud ban lotus
Bind decider eg pick def