Coures
Flag: Germany
Registered: March 26, 2024
Last post: January 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Posts: 2715
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no way you're putting c0m in the same tier as aspas

also tenz lol

posted 5 months ago

Tory’s man Valorant 🐐

posted 5 months ago

i q frankfurt and paris, dodge stockholm and warsaw

posted 5 months ago

DING DING DING !!!

posted 5 months ago

LoL

posted 5 months ago

suygetsu aims, the reset, ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS

posted 5 months ago

so be it.

posted 5 months ago

stormm

posted 5 months ago

COURES

posted 5 months ago

aspas doesn't even play with that high of a sens

posted 5 months ago

Wait he averages like 140 ms wtf

posted 5 months ago

fnatic are also undefeated on haven since it came into the map pool

posted 5 months ago

title

posted 5 months ago

CHRONICLE

posted 5 months ago

never stand again or i'll break your knees innit

posted 5 months ago

even 4v5 they still have the best shooting ability combined

posted 5 months ago

MY HERO

posted 5 months ago

yes because he always goes +20

posted 5 months ago

I also enjoy tory man's valorant

posted 5 months ago

sentinel: LOUD LESS

posted 5 months ago

he's fine

posted 5 months ago

MIBR 13 - 2 EG
KEK

posted 5 months ago

NA KEK

NA KEK

NA KEK

posted 5 months ago

🐐

posted 5 months ago

Mako mogs boo

posted 5 months ago

The copium is brazy

posted 5 months ago

1/13 against goatpas

posted 5 months ago

Minimum wage vs goatpas 🔥🔥

posted 5 months ago

Just 1 import per team

posted 5 months ago

quite possibly the biggest duelist diff all tournament

posted 5 months ago

it's because loud were optic's rival and everyone adored optic.

posted 5 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 5 months ago

Only villains were loud 22 and eg 23

posted 5 months ago

I wouldn’t trust jinggg to play kj and not overheat

How about have jonggg on perma duelist and make him learn jett. Something can flex

posted 5 months ago

Another reason to support Tex

posted 5 months ago

Yes people did lol he played insanely well last year despite sen being shit

G2 are not shit and actually won a lot of games but Icy is still bad

posted 5 months ago

There are too many good duelists in Americas for him to even approach that level

posted 5 months ago

Na kek

Na kek

Na kek

posted 5 months ago

THE PRIDE OF EMEA

DO IT AGAIN FNATIC

posted 5 months ago

lev in shanghai 😭

posted 5 months ago

i mean he had like a 1.8 kd regionally and now it's a lot lower

he went from "heads and shoulders the best in the world" to "best in the world but other players are playing at a similar level this tournament"

posted 5 months ago

why isn't he going +30 anymore :(((

now when people say "oh yeah aspas is gonna go +30" they don't mean it literally, they mean it metaphorically

posted 5 months ago

i miss watching aspas go +50 in americas
it just doesn't hit the same on the international stage : (

posted 5 months ago

Foxy - FuckC9

tier gap

everything else

posted 5 months ago

tex shows up when he needs to

he doesn't show up when he doesn't need to

truly the most humble player of all time letting his teammates get kills when they're shitstomping them

posted 5 months ago

I think it’s good for mental to just end round quickly. It can get pretty tilting just losing against anti eco especially when you’ve already been getting shit on the whole map. Gg go next mentality

posted 5 months ago

As long as we don't face trace in the grandfinals Tex will win champions!!!

posted 5 months ago
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