children win
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children win
children win
BulkyLettuce
Flag: Singapore
Registered: April 20, 2024
Last post: August 23, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Posts: 3824
They don't deserve going into champion tour
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SEN 2-0 EDG
Don't be a fan of EDG or u' ll be unfortunate.
Some one in BOCW once said : That strEet DoG should have been put down long ago.
Check those matches when he was in Attacking Soul Esports
WTF are they doing? They just like street dogs being kicked into somewhere. They just need to be disbanded.
I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Guys, you don't understand. I have this irrational fear of being eaten by Ardiis. I mean, every time I close my eyes, I just see Ardiis lurking in the shadows, ready to devour me whole. It's gotten so bad that I can't even enjoy a simple snack without thinking, 'What if Ardiis is watching?' Laugh all you want, but this fear is real. I’m constantly looking over my shoulder, living in perpetual paranoia. Ardiis, man... they’re out to get me. 😱
Hearing the name Gen.G, their hands trembled
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If I had eye problems, BLG would have taken Bind
wait and see trace poops
Kru sends billy billy home
SEN 2-0 False pooper X
NICE TH won this shit
#THWIN
amovie
Flag: United States
Registered: July 28, 2024
Last post: July 28, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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Because that's league, not valorant
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