Zeta did lose to g2 cause they were sleep deprived cause no fucking way they lose to this kekw
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| Registered: | October 12, 2021 |
| Last post: | December 29, 2024 at 7:44 AM |
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Zeta did lose to g2 cause they were sleep deprived cause no fucking way they lose to this kekw
Please God, I want to impregnate Hiko so bad. I want him to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a god, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
Hiko is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see his beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary jersey. I yearn for him in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from his smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to his moans as my manhood throbs within him, I want to hear his heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at his fatherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from his teat as he gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir his velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. His cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to him until my body gave out, and then some. I would let him break my rib cage with any part of his body. I would let him hit me with her car just to be near him for a brief moment.
He’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without him I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want him, I need him. I want to desecrate his crisp general suit. I want to start a family with him and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while he slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck him like he owes me money. I would let him step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of his feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under him just to catch his drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from his shower drain just to smell his alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep him with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please him more.
God please, I would do anything for him. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on his feet so that I may warm his mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that he may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become his doorstep, so that he may wipe his heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why he might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My king, my god, the light of my life. Please God, let me have him. I want him to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from his fingers and fill his belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give him a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve him breakfast in bed. I would let him eat his eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased him, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of his car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for him, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Hiko's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until he gave me permission.
I love you, Hiko. Please. Be mine. Be my husbando, my lover, my daddy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Hiko. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.
Jingg would embarrass Mwzera on raze
Giving each and every region equal chances ensured the game wont be boring one region stomp like CS
They would have definitely made playoffs
Just listen to his voice, dude will cry any moment LMAO
It makes sense for regional casting but not for main stream
Valorant casters are so biased, it actually takes away from the viewing experience. If NA vs APAC is playing, there should be EU casters or smth. Same case when EU plays
Welcome to the internet, now cry
EU lose = low skill ceiling kek!
wasnt this originally DRX comp?
Honestly who cars that was really fun to watch
NA would be in shambles without our sweatshops!!!
Who cars NA vs NA recident sleeper
you may be right, dude is asleep when its LAN
Not all teams in APAC tho. XIA and bleed play pretty tactical while PRX just run around and frag
BR got 12 rounds and JP got 5 rounds against DRX
Cypher should be able to kill any player without even looking at them by simply pressing a button
Literally forsaken or jingg go kill, they rely on this so much that they don't even bother accompanying them for trading
Nt, y'all have come very far as a region. You'll do better next time, plus there's loud <3
XIA and OG are 2-2 now
Y'all still aren't statistically better + PRX will destroy you anyway
Even discounting their match against optic the first time, XIA looked good against liquid even though they lost, tf happened to them
Zeta were more dominant vs Fnatic compared to NIP so hoping for a 2-1 Zeta win
Two very different players, zest is a tactician while lakia frags
so what
APAC and JP root for KR just so ya know
He's the igl and DRX's set plays and especially mid round calls have significantly improved, he's not the weak link, no one on the team is
another issax W
The OG northeption roster by the end of 2021 was by far the best Japanese team imo. If they had stuck together, they'd be a much better team compared to what we have in JP rn
Nah, EMEA still better (though I'd say the gap isn't that big)
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