I’m too famous to have 0 stars, the vlr mods wouldn’t allow that to happen

its very simple you just gotta piss off your target audience. Do your research and make a general profile of who you want to target and craft the perfect main post. The replies to continue on the bait will come to you like water flowing down a river

bro is lying he made the name while stroking his barely grown in beard

Hey! I know everyone has been supportive, but I'd like to offer an alternative perspective of why this is the way it is

Scouting reports are made for the players and Head Coach to look at and develop a gameplan, or to find specific antis that will win them a few rounds. These players are busy people, and I can promise you that it's far more worth their time to play 1 scrim than read 113 pages of information that won't even enter their heads. They know what Icebox is, they don't need to know that it's based on Bennet Islands...

Something that teams genuinely look for when finding people to do these kind of reports is the ability to keep things short, sweet, easy to interpret, and easy to implement. Most of my reports are ~20 pages tops for all 7 maps, and most of that is pictures rather than text (especially stuff that looks VERY AI written - sorry)

I'm sure the effort was appreciated, but I think if you put the same amount of effort into the details that you did the overarching context and irrelevant things, you might find some stuff that can help win games rather than just describe them

me

Aliens dont visit because there is no reason to, we are not intelligent and we kill our own planet

sorry but your love loves another, Glaceon is in his thoughts

yeah I was processing an invoice as i made this post :)

no TC video today, there will be one on Friday though

Valorant is a 2020 first-person tactical hero shooter video game developed and published by Riot Games. A free-to-play game, Valorant takes inspiration from the Counter-Strike series, borrowing several mechanics such as the buy menu, spray patterns, and inaccuracy while moving.

thank you vctscrims

no thats my Versace butt plug

I can't hear you with my supreme ear plugs

maybe you can hear this https://www.vlr.gg/429392/fnatic-vs-natus-vincere-champions-tour-2025-emea-kickoff-lr1

me

losing 13-0 in Lower round 4 to last years champs winner is infinitely better than losing in lower round 1 to CRASHIES

Shitvi got out in Lower round 1 to crashies lil bro "z12" we lost to EDG

hold on let me get my Dior Dior Jacket

I will barricade my doors with the $1,130 worth of Pokemon cards I have

the threads that were used to make my $280 CAD Polo Ralph Lauren Sweater

what a coincidence, I'm also bored. but what is boredom? In conventional usage, boredom, ennui, or tedium is an emotion characterized by uninterest in one's surrounding, often caused by a lack of distractions or occupations. Although, "There is no universally accepted definition of boredom. But whatever it is, researchers argue, it is not simply another name for depression or apathy. It seems to be a specific mental state that people find unpleasant—a lack of stimulation that leaves them craving relief, with a host of behavioral, medical and social consequences." According to BBC News, boredom "...can be a dangerous and disruptive state of mind that damages your health"; yet research "...suggest[s] that without boredom we couldn't achieve our creative feats."

fun

CanadaMan

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i wrote this

IM SO TUFF

FNS

thank you very much 😊

Every hair transplant done in Turkey drains some brain power from each of the people getting the procedure done. Riot then pays to have some of the power be put in the turkish water supply.

Yoru is cool and awesome and once he is fully figured out will be the best agent in the game

nerds have no fashion sense

are they the first woman in tier 1 valorant?

dont be intentionally dense. We should celebrate first achievements yes. The first woman in tier 1 Valorant is different than killing someone while peeing in a cup you dick head

she does what asuna/oxy does but gets so much hype

yes its almost like shes the first gc player to make it to tier 1 and is performing really well

who is bro talking to 🗣🗣🗣

this is an emergency replacement team, they cant just pick the 5 best players that they want

I would literally only make engagement/like bait posts like this was post Elon shit can twitter

we'll see, I was already wrong about BBL vs GX so who knows

Shitvi in the big 25 💔

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I dont think BBL are beating Fnatic

Fnatic 2-1 BBL
Vit 2-0 KC
NRG 2-0 C9
2G 2-1 FUR

This is 100% guaranteed to be the correct results (all of them will be wrong)

i was literally gonna make the exact same post tf is that crosshair?

hes laughing at the opposition https://www.vlr.gg/player/7871/xeppaa

SigmaBK

Zamn 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Firebug is probably stimming skibidi toilet in a corner in english class or something

I own 2 DRG Jerseys

bro thinks hes the mog king himself

its really insane how thats not even too far off