I cant wait until the reset puts me in Gold and I lose all motivation to play at all

hes a pro player smurfing in ranked

i'd kms before paying someone to boost my account

Someone please end my misery

I am having the worst act in my entire time playing Valorant. My aim is the best it has ever been but I can't win any games. I go 33-26 as Astra? I lose. 18-18-10 on Astra? I lose.

I am 20-35 this act right now with a 36.4 win %. My kd has dropped to almost the lowest its ever been.

I'm not a duelist player, I'm a Senti player that can also play smokes.

I went from d2 to now p2.

yes

Cant wait until Masters Toronto :)

Based

i know you would

its my best post ill send it to you on discord

would I get banned for linking my super awesome hit bluesky post?

Those who know 🤣🤣😂😂😁😅😅

that too, the mushrooms have disappeared but have been replaced by Facebook grandparent posting

yes

I am on bluesky too with my hit post "I have no ass but I must shit"

Truly a revolutionary

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

W APAC

HI JOE!!!

real

Joe

1.T1
2.GenG
3.DRX
4.PRX
5.DFM
6.RRQ
7.SPG
8.Zeta
9.Talon
10.GE
11.Secret
12.Boom

Fuck Tryeue1

This list is completely based off nothing, bro is just guessing 💀

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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

FRACTURE AND LOTUS BACK I COULD CRY THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

BYE BYE ASSENT AND BUNSET!!!!!

NOW JUST DELETE SPLIT AND ABYSS FROM THE GAME AND ITS PERFECT

cloudberry is busy lil bro

#real

you are welcome

absolute phenomenal post 7/8

This is a dm I received from bronzil_enjoyer yesterday:

So the other day, I was playing Rainbow Six Siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “fuck, Fuck!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own drool, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her college campus?

HELL YEAH

YAY!

is his last name Biden?

just wait until my next post

Can I call him Joe?

is his name Joe?

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

I CAST, CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️‼️𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾

why are you laughing at cboob fan?

people calling it a fluke didnt watch the games and are only saying that because they left valorant and they see other people saying it

#REAL #TRUE #RELATABLE

💋👄😘👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨😚

vo0kashu and CanadaMan clear

🚨WARNING🚨 THIS USER IS ATTEMPTING RAGE BAIT 🚨WARNING🚨

W geo like always

also https://www.vlr.gg/423590/geospliced-come for you😘

oh ok thank you

unless this is referring to a sub in rbhg, im not watching im at work

coaches rank doesnt matter. you can know and understand the game but still aim like shit or panic in game

CanadaMan at Chapions Montreal 2027

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