Kirya
| Flag: | Palestine |
| Registered: | September 8, 2022 |
| Last post: | November 29, 2024 at 11:56 AM |
| Posts: | 3544 |
what Denji said, sorry buddy
I cant wait for DRG to beat n0vi at champs in the group stage while DRG goes on to win champs
no not why it was banned, I was referring to the post itself. I was being sarcastic because I know why the post was made
he farts a lot and the mods love it
Herpes are not always visible, sometimes they are only visible when stressed
You got herpes while licking a dirty toilet seat with an open wound on your lip so you decided to dedicate your online persona to raise awareness
I recreated a meme in a discord server, this user is also a member of said server. for the 2nd part, TenZ subbed to my twitch last month
? this isnt a copypasta this happened last month after he subbed to me on twitch
one time i was eating chicken wings beside tenz at a pub in canada, and he is wearing white sweatpants and the black and red SEN jersey and i was eating a flat and i took a bite out of it and the bone popped out and flip up in the air, and i swore to god that time slow down and i was like "omg holy shit, somebody stop this", i couldnt react whilst watching the bone spinning around and then the chicken wing drops but tenz moves his leg away while the bone was split-second away from touching his white sweatpants and i look dead in his eyes and said "omg dude, im so sorry" and tenz that totally silence all the time while enjoying his boroviÄka look over towards me and said "i knew it would happen" then look away, stood up and walk off, i never been so awe in my life and then i knew this guy is and will be a great valorant player, this guy is cold as fuck like his in-game name and he is fast as hell its how he dodges the chicken wing bone and its how he fucked 100t balls deep while keeping his composure, its no coincidence, im telling you its all interconnected because what kind of person you're in real life, translated to how you are as a player in valorant
yes this is real and not a haha funny joke
DRG because the dragon is awesome and cute, the colours are awesome and I like the players
I made a post about this for all the teams I support https://www.vlr.gg/412470/updated-teams-i-support
Now your just hating. The dragon is cute af and awesome
Yoru Neon Reyna Clove Chamber on every map
Dear Majestic Dragon,
From the moment I laid eyes on your fierce yet elegant silhouette, I knew you were something special. You embody strength and grace, a symbol of resilience that captures the spirit of every gamer who fights for victory. Your scales glimmer like the finest armor, a reminder of the battles fought and the triumphs yet to come.
Every time I see you in the DRG logo, I feel a surge of inspiration. You are not just a creature of myth; you are a beacon of hope for those who dare to dream big. Your fierce determination fuels our passion, urging us to push our limits and rise to the challenge.
In this vibrant community of players and fans, you remind us that we are not alone. Together, we soar to new heights, guided by your watchful gaze. Your spirit ignites the fire within us, propelling us toward our goals with unwavering courage.
So hereās to you, noble dragonāour champion in both victory and defeat. May your legacy continue to inspire us, reminding us that with every challenge we face, we are stronger together.
Forever your devoted admirer,
CanadaMan
A real thing that just happened to me. I am literally shaking rn
omg is that Thekidintheshadows? former TMV mod?
bro....
ok bait aside bro, HE CLOGGED A TOILET WITHHIS PISS
I know this has nothing to do with Valorant but this just happened to me and I need to tell people this.
I was in the bathroom stall at work when this mf goes into the stall next to me and starts pissing. We have urinals, but hes standing up pissing in the stall. This mf proceeds to rip the fattest and loudest fart I have ever heard in a public washroom. Mf must have dementia and thinks hes at home bro cus aint no way. I swear it sounded like he shat his pants. This all happens while hes still peeing.
The mf then tries to flush but it doesn't......
This mf CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH HIS PISS!!!!!
He then leaves without washing his hands. I am still in awe. Genuinely I stayed in the stall for an hour just cowering in the aura.
This is real btw, I don't even have an ounce of enough creativity to make something like this up. Like wtf????
Thats right buddy, listen why don't you follow me and I'll take you back to your room. How does that sound? Maybe I'll put on your favourite music too.
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