Cacachocolat
Flag: France
Registered: March 2, 2023
Last post: February 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Posts: 2422
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WHATS ZE COLOR?

posted 11 months ago

True but the this guy is crazy.

posted 11 months ago

You wrote NA in the title, not EMEA, dumb ass.

posted 11 months ago

ah yes

posted 11 months ago

patitek will be playing, he said so in a recent interview

posted 11 months ago

why you bully me like that

posted 11 months ago

i will not hide.

posted 11 months ago

no idea who they are

posted 11 months ago

who?

posted 11 months ago

s0ntilulz

posted 11 months ago

s0ntilulz flair

posted 11 months ago

benjy is good and you are lucky w0ot can't play, he would wipe the floor with botinels

posted 11 months ago

Well, your deep, dark cave in Antarctica, surrounded by a 45-metre layer of snow and 50 metres below ground, also serving as a nuclear and chemical shelter, as well as a doomsday shelter, made of reinforced concrete and titanium rods, covered with a triple layer of super-powerful soundproofing and thermal insulation preventing the slightest contact with the pure air outside, monitored by 138 cameras and 56 guards to prevent you from discovering the real world, closed by an armored door made of titanium and bronze alloys, covered with a quadruple layer of enamel and diamond, and protected by 2 large padlocks with digital detection and opening, as well as other elements ensuring perfect watertightness and thus contributing to your confinement. All this is reinforced by 50 armored doors in an air-conditioned anti-bacterio-atomic bunker in interstellar space, comparable to a huge cave in glacial Antarctica, composed of a quadruple layer of watertight reinforced concrete and a double layer of rare purified diamond, protected by an enormous pressurized door in synthetic platinum containing triple-glazed liquid nitrogen, impossible to open by human means, itself surrounded by an alloy of titanium and bronze surrounded by a quintuple layer of thermal insulation providing a perfect seal, invulnerable to black holes, planetary shocks, the deadliest toxic gases and the highest, most unbearable heat in our galaxy. Watched over by 63 bodyguards equipped with M16s and several 357 magnums, and 54 snipers trained by the world's top strategists and instructors, you'll never be able to escape, the slightest contact with fresh air, and also access to 3 large padlocks with voice recognition and the fingerprints of a Saharan polar bear, now hunted and extinct, also able to travel at the speed of light thanks to turbo-chemical-nucleo-electric fusion reactors trapped in a rift originating from a hap submerged 20 miles under the sea on an unknown island bordering New Zealand on an Earth-like planet in the galaxy HUDF JD2, which itself is trapped in a space-time rift of a parallels dimension. of a parallel dimension of a microcosmosis of a vomit of shandy in a salvage bottle dropped into a subterranean sea hidden in the hollows of a meteorite stuck in a distant starfilant of several galaxies in a nebula lost on the other side of a parallel Universe whose time flows backwards and which finds itself trapped by an incoherent space-time continuum where 1 + 1 = 3 and where the pedobear have taken over and who, every 32nd of the month, announce with a ritual, body language and a phallus dance that only a pedobear could understand, that the 2nd Gladeulfeur magic statuette must be retrieved. According to the Skellosse tablets, this will allow the one-legged gnome from the northern forests, dancing at full moon amidst 12 statuettes wrapped in ham, to open the door to Zaralback and fulfill the prophecy the prophecy that will let the shooting star through, but that's without taking into account the 3 million hap in front of this door who are all onchent at the same time under the orders of HomerSimpson, listening to the concert by Morsay, who in this dimension is in a duet with King Heenok and who laughed when he was told that Windows is better than a Mac.

posted 11 months ago

sh1ro, etc ...

EU would dominate Valorant.

posted 11 months ago

KC > PRX

posted 11 months ago

to Valorant, would it be over for NA?

posted 11 months ago

CS won't die tho :/

posted 11 months ago

NA joke

posted 11 months ago

Jesus christ.

posted 11 months ago

cold milk obviously

posted 11 months ago

cereals with water?

posted 11 months ago

i'm not praying for their downfall bro, i'm just a emea stan

posted 11 months ago

He won't play sadly

posted 11 months ago

at least i don't change my flair

posted 11 months ago

you're a funny dude, i gotta admit that

posted 11 months ago

What do you guys think?

posted 11 months ago

Not ready

posted 11 months ago

Zekken will get diffed by miniboo

posted 11 months ago

'far more'

yeah ok bro, your third best team has garbage players like victor, crashies and marved, that says a lot.

posted 11 months ago

Be happy that w0ot can't play, cuz this guy would shit on Zekken

posted 11 months ago

anyth0ng

posted 11 months ago

Floptic flair

posted 11 months ago

I have a feeling we are gonna get crushed hard, I don't know why.

posted 11 months ago

IDK why but I feel scared for our EMEA teams

posted 11 months ago

you are right, time to play some Tekken

posted 11 months ago

Ur right, time to play some Tekken

posted 11 months ago

hmm i don't agree with that, i think all regions have great aim/mechanics

posted 11 months ago

He said in NA

posted 11 months ago

We don't know know yet, let's see in 2 weeks, we will be able to judge.

posted 11 months ago

I don't play Valo

posted 11 months ago

That's not an answer lil bozo

posted 11 months ago

you are so dumb

posted 11 months ago

Cypher - Viper = nAts

posted 11 months ago

Keep lying to yourself, EU fans are not the worst on this website

posted 11 months ago

Ok bro ok

posted 11 months ago

Problem is Marved, Victor and crashies are the definition of MID

posted 11 months ago
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