Ballsamolee
Flag: United States
Registered: August 11, 2023
Last post: December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Posts: 4396
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happy to see that icy is getting more comfortable on stage

posted 3 months ago

nah all of the players EXCEPT icy have been getting credit

posted 3 months ago

Nah he is better than runi and xeppaa

posted 3 months ago

who had them winning?

posted 3 months ago

maybe alt accounts have them correct

posted 3 months ago

cus that's their logo

posted 3 months ago

you will know eventually

posted 3 months ago

nah fr

posted 3 months ago

1.5/2
Trace will win the first map in OT, get demolished in the 2nd map, and win the third map

posted 3 months ago

Yo hablo un poco pero estoy aprendiendo. Puedo quedarme?

posted 3 months ago

who are you bro

posted 3 months ago

who are you?

posted 3 months ago

these receipts are cringe asf but yeah he should be banned

posted 3 months ago

yeah

posted 3 months ago

2023 was amazing. i live in cst and the only tournament where timezones were wonky was tokyo. even then the games started at 10 pm for some reason even though it is the same timezone as korea.

posted 3 months ago

how do you get so pissed at someone online that you tell them to kill themselves. also that mf almost posted 30 times in the past 24 hours 😭😭😭

posted 3 months ago

yall remember one of these posts but with rrq and geng at the beginning of the year 😭😭😭

posted 3 months ago

most of them are alts prolly

posted 3 months ago

they would qual if they got tacolilla igl

posted 3 months ago

theyre getting ddosed prolly

posted 3 months ago

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 3 months ago

what can you do if you have a person named kawaii on your team

posted 3 months ago

real

posted 3 months ago

ends with a n

posted 3 months ago

that's a hot take. it's like saying radiants will 2-1 against bronze players

posted 3 months ago

right before ascension is crazy. at least finish that off before you back out

posted 3 months ago

yeah it honestly feels like regional games. hopefully playoffs will be better

posted 3 months ago

it's bad for his health but he can smoke if he wants too lol

posted 3 months ago

relative to the region it's prolly group B at kickoff (from what i remember). in an international id say it's the group with loud and optic at copenhagen

posted 3 months ago

cus blg clears

posted 3 months ago

also the fnc upset against bilibili fucked it up. i got everything else correct tho

posted 3 months ago

i said that sen beats geng so my pickems are already fucked. i need drx to win tho

posted 3 months ago

legit what do you specifically call a person from the united states in english. like in english you call a person specifically from brazil brazilian or a person from france french. if you are speaking english, a person from the US is called american. there is zero ambiguity too

posted 3 months ago

you just straight up admitted you are like cutiepiejj and jingsfamilylawyer. ofc i have to make fun of you

posted 3 months ago

erm what the sigma

posted 3 months ago

trained on jing

posted 3 months ago

he forgets sometimes

posted 3 months ago

no you take a shower

posted 3 months ago

if you are like them then you need to take a shower lmao

posted 3 months ago

erm what the sigma

posted 3 months ago

ion think you are that weird

posted 3 months ago

30 seconds later too 🥶🥶🥶

posted 3 months ago

those are jing dickriders who made people hate jing lol (im assuming you dont know)

posted 3 months ago

my 2nd language is telugu and in that language, the word American (meaning a citizen from the united states) is literally pronounced americanu or american

posted 3 months ago

C00tieP0eJ0ngggJ0nggg and J0ngggF0m0lyL0wy0r

posted 3 months ago

for 2024 yes. all time the US has over 1000 gold medals

posted 3 months ago

it's weird hating a specific pro player lol. you may think that they are bad, but you shouldn't hate them

posted 3 months ago

I would say CutiePieJJ, but he wasn’t even baiting. He genuinely dickrided Jinggg

posted 3 months ago

trace vs vitality wasn’t an upset tho

posted 3 months ago
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