But just like fanfics. Some of them are like yaoi smut shit. While the rest is good shit. Some poetry can be shit and I don't appreciate if you have a shitty opinion.

jkjk. ur one of the more chill people with shit takes.

I mean Soniqs would terrify the shit out of everyone. They'd drop unconscious just because of the fear it brings. But I mean Guild would be scary because imagine 500 gamers who have no life chasing after you. The thought of that scares me.

For the bonus question I think Evil Geniuses would destroy everyone in the Valorant tournament if you are doing the description of the teams. I mean it's possible that they could matchfix and get banned but I bet they are smart enough not to do that.

Or I guess you could say NaVi for both of them because Natus Vincere literally means born to win. So they could probably win I guess. Or maybe they're just gamers who have no life and play cod 20 hours a day and think they're the incarnation of god. At least they might be able to beat EG in the Valorant tournament.

They're keeping draken

NA:
Cloud9
Andbox
Sentinels

BR:
Gamelanders?
Vikings?

EU:
Fnatic
Blaze
Guild
Heretics/Acend(not sure which)

SEA:
X10
Bren/Fullsense/SMG (idk i don't follow SEA)

KR:
Damwon Gaming/Nuturn
Vision Strikers(Rip Rio Company, I would've voted for them if it wasn't for vision strikers snatching one of their players and another one leaving)

JP:
Crazy Raccoon
Absolute Jupiter/Maybe fennel or smth but I'd want to see Northepton bc of seoldam but they are not that good.

LATAM:
Probably KRU

I think clownhunter is actually second but his takes are so useless that i forgot about them when i was writing this.

zendyris. worst takes honestly. raka at least has some decent takes and same with nsg. vazydan is a close 2nd and same with the other two but zendyris is on another level. getsy is on 90% of the time and his trash takes are still funny sometimes at least. while acount123 does have some good takes even though he is weird.

zekken pogggg. nice move xset but who are u gonna kick.

oh shit is he actually gonna get it all right. 1/8 bait if he get's it all right. not 0/8 like usual

ナイス

97 i meann like how would i get chased after by like police or some shit. if u are below like 50 or smth u are horny horny person. Also i play cello and shit and i don't need to do crimes and fuck people.

Worms are absolutely overrated. Worms have seen the light of day while beb0p and raka have not. Use raka and beb0p for fishing. I assure you it won't work it all.

Oh wait ramen does require rest. but ehh idrc i just rest it a little.

I mean i made pasta for fun before making ramen noodles so i guess it could be quite a bit challenging. But pasta does require rest unlike ramen noodles. or maybe i just make them incorrectly. but they taste good so ima not care. pasta sauces are much easier to make though. like you can make most simple ones in like 5 min or if ur using a tomato that takes a fucking long time to make at homeso either use storebought or waste ur life.

Just get some indomie bro for something even better. Or for korean 5head Nuturn big brain strats. just get some jjapaghetti(idk the jjajangmyun spaghetti or whatever jjajangmyun instant noodles you got) + neoguri for jjapaguri and i can assure you that with just one egg it's good.

Also if you really love noodles. You should try to get a noodle making machine. Or a noodle roller. Like the ones for pasta. (I DO NO SUGGEST MAKING HAND STRETCHED CHINESE OR JAPANESE OR WHATEVER NOODLES BC THAT'S HARD AF). Honestly you don't need to have a fancy af one. Just get the one which latches to your table to just roll out and then u can just cut like fettucine shape even if you don't have any other attatchments for some reason. And the ingredients for most noodles like ramen and such have really simple recipes. Not that much harder than making pasta although there's no egg so it can be much harder to mix. And if making a ramen broth is too hard for you. You can just use some instant broth lmao. I'm honestly not even lying. Like just the noodles actually being good makes the experience much different. Or you can just make some like noodles that have sauces. So you just go to your local asian supermarket and get a shit ton of random spicy stuff and jam it together and put it on top of the noodles.

Good take. I think if they lose to like GEN. G though or like ABX. I hope they don't drop the roster immediately. Because those teams could be on the rise. And I do think they would need a small change like a 1 or 2 player change at most if that happens but hopefully they don't do anything to drastic in that case.

isn't dawn gonna play jett? or maybe im being dumb

T1 looked pretty good. But I'm not quite sure if it'll work. Maybe it'll work. But I'm guessing that they'll keep the agent roles between curry and autimatic the same bc that seemed fine. And then make brax and dawn duelist. Then what are they gonna do with ska. Put him on skye/astra?? idk I wasn't the biggest fan of it but it did work decently. But who knows, this still seems more cohesive than tsm so I still have some hope in this roster.

No it's raka's 10th alt

I think they should start over completely if they fail to reach Berlin. I think they could build around Roza or Wardell but both of them just don't look good to build around in the current meta. And I think the structure of the team is just not quite sustainable long term. Roza and Wardell both have super niche playstyles. Drone is falling off. Hazed doesn't look like what the team needs right now and I don't think they should build a team around him. I think bang could look good though. Also what I mean by Roza and Wardell being to niche. Like jett awping is kinda nerfed and if ur whole identity of getting awp early and carrying with jett awp is getting nerfed. That's not quite good. Albeit the price for awp is cheaper. But he's not as flexible as other jett players even though I think he's still a fantastic player. Subroza just plays lurk a ton with like duelists which honestly fucks up the comp sometimes. Just put him on the fucking omen. But I just don't think all of these players combined will work well. But I do want to see these players on different teams because they could fit perfectly with other teams.

I agree

Does he have friends is the bigger question.

Vanilla Ice Cream
Chocolate Cake
Chocolate cookies
French Vanilla drink
Cookies and cream

Good take

Good take. I'd personally prefer FPX over Acend but still a good list.

5head take

screenshotting this for later. thx

We are going to berlin.

I remember Boaster talking about watching Chinese vods a while back and there's a ton of Chinese matches happening in like the right side of vlr.gg. Isn't Valorant banned in China or smth tho. Like does Valorant have a big community in China and what server do they play on? I don't follow Chinese Valorant so Idk anything really but if anyone does that'd be cool.

Poggers

I agree were both not funny D:.

don't atk me pls

ur not funny.

My takes are 5head. People only do be hatin. jk

Anything praising TenZ get's 13x extra upvotes. Of course you need to make ur shitty boring basic af take about TenZ stick out so you have to add at least 20 caps to your post.

Also another team I think that should redeem themselves. Is XSET. They honestly never got the popularity they deserved. I want to see them go to Berlin as well but it's mostly a want. But they still have the potential to do so.

I personally think these teams have more potential than 100t. Because 100t seem to just be lagging behind in meta. And also I think their firepower overall is slightly weaker than most teams. (SLIGHTLY, NOT A LOT). I think they are still going to be strong but if my predictions are right about ABX and GEN.G I think that 100t have less potential than them.

C9 just already look like one of the best teams in NA and with the addition of xeppaa they should be in the conversation for top 2 soon. GEN.G got rid of huynh. I am sad to say that it was the right move but he was just too inconsistent. Which was kinda affecting the squad. And Nature is a good player and all of the players on GEN.G seem pretty good right now and if they lock in. They could be a force to be reckoned with. maybe it's a little far to say one of the top teams in terms of potential but I really do think that. And ABX have jcstani, yay, mada, and the rest of the team which are already good support players. Is it even a question that they're gonna have ridiculous firepower? Like if this team doesn't reach at least 5th in NA challengers playoffs. I'll be disappointed.

OwO

C9, GEN.G, and ABX. I think these are the 3 teams with the most potential in their current state other than sentinels ofc.

But also I just want to make some hot takes rather than everyone here who has a boring take like i get it tenZ and scream omg who ever knew.

I usually don't often see t2 teams upset t1 teams with counterstratting. It's honestly pretty rare now. I guess you could say bbg but that day was more of sentinels doing trash than bbg doing well. The only really good examples are from a while back with maybe like dignitas vs tsm. I do think counterstratting is strong. But I personally think having better strats is usually better than counter stratting. And to be consistent with this style of counterstratting. You need a really strong team in the first place for the teams that you don't have much time to counterstrat. I feel like that prep time is more important to have to innovate. And even if they had a while to do prep work. The other team can also do prep work and create strats that can just straight up win them rounds. Sentinels don't have those rounds really. Which I think doesn't help them. Of course since they already have all the best players in the world I guess they could just roll over people with a few ideas of how to counterstrat. But I just think many other igls are just straight up better as igls and people give too much credit towards shahzams igling when it was mostly just a team effort where everyone just played straight up well. Maybe this is a bad take but honestly I don't know if it's that strong of a way to igl.

or maybe it's just because I don't like to watch this style of igling lmao idk. I just think people don't care enough about his other attributes which I think are much better than just his igling. I still stand by my other points.

Oh yea but an example of a team beating another team with innovation is V1 vs C9 bc like if they didn't innovate on post plant meta. C9 probably could've won. And I think there are just so many more examples of t2 teams beating t1 teams by adapting to the meta and innovating and just going farther than just counter stratting. Counter stratting can only get you so far in a game like valorant. It works in Shahzam's case but I don't think it's optimal.

too far

I just remember Vision Strikers having a while to adapt to their new comp. And they just never actually could adapt to it. It's kinda like 100t where they tried but it just didn't work. Hopefully they can and they can possibly do it. But it's still a huge if.

I agree

205 avg usually

SEN
C9
ABX
100T
GENG

Hot af takes but i'm marking my words.

I'm pretty sure it'd be more than a month by then and also if they made it so that the teams that qualified for challengers playoffs are playing on a different meta than what they played on when they qualified for that thing. It'll be odd. And it would just be not good. I think they'll add him second qualifier.

It's the KDA of my midlaner

I don't like the Roza reyna plan. But it's icebox so most teams have very different comps than usual anyways. Big sadge for poiz though. He just started and he's young af. I hope he doesn't get kicked off because C9 could def develop him into a great player.

I would still prefer someone like killjoy, sage, reyna, or yoru on awp though. But I do think omen is still a better awper than a ton of agents. I also think that viper is pretty good on awp. And Jett will still be cracked at awp. But other than that. I don't think anyone else is really viable on awp. So if you're running like in the new meta. Kay/o, Omen, Astra, Phoenix(he didn't get hit hard so I can see him being played more), Sova/Skye(I think skye will be more powerful than sova in the new patch. Astra won't awp. Phoenix won't awp. Kay/o won't awp. Skye/Sova could awp but even then it's only really omen that's decent. I think that literally everyone except for the 6 agents listed above are worse than omen at awping. I guess that's still not good considering there's only like 16 characters rn. But I still think he's pretty viable.