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Acend in their current state is debatably one of the best. But let's see.

I want to see FPX, ACE, GUILD, and SMB personally. but that's 90% likely not happening.

In NA. There's quite a few insane unsigned teams in the T2 scene. And in EU there are like too many but it's EU so that makes sense. And I'm not sure about the other regions but there seems to be so many teams that are just really good but will probably not get unsigned because they started getting success late in the VCT so they usually get poached one by one but some of the players are left behind.

What's your favorite Free Agent/Unsigned Team?

No Poaching had such shit seeding. unlucky really.

IF they can.

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Guess it was the wrong Rix.gg lmao. My brain.

past quals is stretching it. Even if they're against like FaZe and DZ. Which is probably the easiest half of a bracket. I would be surprised if they beat DZ. I think they are good. But they literally have like no practice. This team was just made for fun. And I think they'll succeed at that because a match against EZ5 is probably gonna be fun for them honestly. They'll get destroyed most likely but they are a hard opponent which is probably what Shroud wants rather than stomping some teams before reaching FaZe or NRG or like literally any team above tier 2.

Wait. This is Beb0p. How did I just realize.

I like to see a fellow person who thinks cheesecake is too heavy and like sweet. I personally like the lighter cakes instead of like chocolatey ganache stuff. But yea. Also literally any type of buttercream that isn't american buttercream is reallly yummy and they're less sweet so then u can put that on some lighter moist cakes and it's nice.

Personally don't like JARSO(the clipper of this meme). Bc he kinda used masters interview footage without their permission and was asked to take it down but he did not. I think he did take it down at some point bc I remember him having clips of the pre match conference, but maybe some are still left. But that's a yikes if you first refuse to take down clips if you say in your description that you will take down clips if the creator asks. Yikes.

jkjk my favorite color is actually #99dae9

#696969 aka light gray.

I think mada is currently significantly better. But I guess people do notice him more now so this does make sense. good take.

Roll cake.

Je ne parle pas francais. But I understood a little I think. Takas and roden are good but they need duelist or smth. Or maybe I'm tripping.

Team: Guild or BDS
Player: Sayf or Shao

I swear to god Sayf is super good but no one cares abt him. He's def like top 15 sentinel player in the world(Not including sage players). And Shao is a beast.

EZ for pepecool

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Poggers. Love how bds play. But not sure abt the 6 man roster. Let's see how this plays out. If this pogs. This'll be top 5 team EU but if not. This'll be really trash. I personally think 6 man roster would work with how this team plays but still not sure bc most teams just never worked with it.

Yo this clip so controversial. I have no idea how the mods haven't taken this down. Yikes shroud. This is a bad take from you. We obviously know the problem is with kekroza.

True

Guild or FPX.

If it's a buyout. 500k. His contract is still really early on. But if he was released for some fucking dumb reason. I'd say his salary would be like about 2/3 of TenZ's honestly.

I have a hot take here. I think BDS is better than Vitality and also better than liquid. They just choked very hard at the end of both maps but if they just closed it out then they would've won 2-0. And I think BDS just look much better rn. But when they were popping off. I think they are top like 6.

A bc esdf supremacy

Like the imposter?

Megastitut vs Rix.gg. This'll be actually a banger of a match.

Idky. I think it's because they don't have their own channel but I could just be completely wrong.

I mean you can't say anything when you also have very questionable takes. That probably were taken after wheezing a total fuckload of copium.

I mean like the sensitivity thing when you zoom in. There is a setting for it. I care a ton for it bc I awp a ton(yes i am cringe).

I use 1.5 because that is 1:1 cm/360. But like 0.87 is like 1:1 monitor distance or smth. But I want to know if anyone else uses 1:1 cm/360 bc I used to play r6 and I switched over and I liked 1:1 sens on awp personally. Idky.

Also 1:1 sens is the only true setting that can make u better at quickscopes. Hold doesn't do shit. It doesn't make u faster. I guess you have slightly more control bc u can unscope. But that doesn't help when quickscoping. Also your aimed in sens starts when you start scoping in so then if you have lower than 1:1 things get messed up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAPbJye81nw

And honestly the people who just spoof their computers every time their acc gets banned. They have no life. So like they are actually losing. Not you. If they literally have such little of a life to just buy cheats consistently(cheats usually cost up to like 100 dollars or so a month.). They're losing in life bro. That's sad. And anyone who cheats is just asking for their account to be banned in one month.

Here's one last thing. I think this is honestly fine. Because. If you see cheaters. You can report them. I have honestly gotten like 1 cheater banned but the other 2 were banned while in the match. The only way to fix this is to literally make sure that people report cheaters consistently. Even if you are wrong. They'll still investigate it. Also the report function is still underused apparently. Please just use it. And valorant would be fine. If it isn't. I'll be surprised.

I mean it's much harder to cheat in this game. Practically all sold cheats that are online. Usually get banned in like a month or so. And the anticheat itself is pretty strong. Of course you can cheat. But it's incredibly difficult to do so. Either you just cheat on an acc for like 3 days before that new cheat gets banned or you have to be smart af and create your own cheat that is not distributed at all. There are cheaters. But it's like maybe a cheater every 20 games depending on your elo. Which is incredibly good for a game which is free. Almost every game that is free and has competitive. Has a cheater problem. But valorant barely has one. The only reason why you even think there is a problem is because it's so rare that it pisses you off. Look at literally any other game than valorant. I could certainly say. That there would be a cheater every 4 or 5 matches or in some games every 2 matches. Of course there are cheaters. But it's impossible to completely exterminate them. And it's really only in certain ranks where cheating can happen every 20 games. I mean in gold I have only seen a cheater 3 times in 1200 games of valorant. That's ridiculous. And gold is the most populated rank. Plat and Diamond have more cheaters. But honestly it's not that bad. If riot just continue what they're doing. It'll be legit fine.

Will all of you reading this be my sussy baka?

This is most likely. I think LG can upset NRG though. But I think all of these teams will qualify.

Lmao. Another reason I use esdf is that you can bind z to crouch and shift to walk. So then there's a little less stress on the pinky when reaching for the crouch button.

:(

This is precisely why us FPX fans are the true superior being. :)

C9 and roster changes.

Not even the hardest bracket. NRG have to face LG then C9 if they want to qualify which I doubt. And Soniqs, Ghost, FaZe, and IMT are in the same bracket. And any of them could theoretically pop off. I think TSM do have a hard bracket. But it's because they are just a bad team which makes t2 teams look t1. Which in turn gives them a worse seed which makes them have even worse showings against decent teams.

C9w 2-1.

Seoldam
Yacine
Boaster
TenZ
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Thank you for the copium sir.

Thank you more braincelled budget EU_quiet.

Thank you very much sir for more copium. Rise made me depressed a while back.

Minima is good though...

Should we keep our c9 stocks bc poiz carry back? EU_quiet I need your shitty take to give me more copium.

No way u put FaZe over Soniqs. @Hacknaija come over here.