Asphyxia
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Registered: April 12, 2021
Last post: March 24, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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posted about 3 years ago

Pennies have no use in modern society. I mean most physical currency is going to be useless within 20 years or so anyways. But pennies are still so dumb because they are so useless.

Srry. I felt like doing a shit bait.

posted about 3 years ago

I do. But I'm not telling you. Because I have only told it to my bestie, TSMFTXFAN123. <3

posted about 3 years ago

I forgot about ANDROID the player lmfao for a sec. He's on NRG rn right? And he's not the problem but NRG are just so shit that I forgot half of their players.

Also Android > Iphone

posted about 3 years ago

:)

posted about 3 years ago

Underrated: Mitch

posted about 3 years ago

Just ask a friend to get a low elo acc. And if you have a lot of friends. You can do it quite often honestly.

Also if you really want to make your own low elo acc to smurf on even though it'll take a while and then you can only do it for a bit. Then just change your mouse grip so that your aim is really shaky to simulate a low elo player to get placed there. And you'll need to do that for all 20 unrated games bc unrated games affect your placements. And you have to also be on some fucking stuff to place really low and then you have to play like a low elo player every other game because it'll have stronger performance bonus if you win in streaks.

posted about 3 years ago

Project Not Asphyxia. Asphyxia to not 0 stars.

Also love you TSMFTXFAN <3. Hopefully we can make up bestie. I'm really sorry for lying to you. Can we be friends again? <3

posted about 3 years ago

OwO. Elllement or +draken -draken buff incoming and +scream. Ez claps.

posted about 3 years ago

Do you feel the momentum building?

posted about 3 years ago

We feel the momentum building

posted about 3 years ago

LMFAO did u guys plan this or some shit. Zyppan to Giants?!??!?!! jkjk. Or how about Heretics. Lol.

posted about 3 years ago

Yea idk what happened.

posted about 3 years ago

True. But whenever I see SUMN FC listed. I always laugh. Because apparently it was Sage Ult My Nan Football Club. I'm not even lying. It just makes me laugh whenever I see that name.

posted about 3 years ago

Yea. They honestly used to look really great. FPX would've 100% qualified as 2nd or 3rd seed in CIS. But everyone thinks that this FPX that looks like shit is what they used to be. Which is not quite the case.

posted about 3 years ago

Some Chinese teams seem decent. But most of them look straight up shit. Until China approves of Valorant. The scene won't grow. I could see them making a super team if they move into the Chinese region though. That's the only way China would have a half decent team.

posted about 3 years ago

True

posted about 3 years ago

FPX was much worse in this qualfier than in the earlier ones. They were running lackluster comps and just odd strats this time. I honestly think FPX would've qualified anyways through CIS. But they just look like they just fucked some shit up rn.

posted about 3 years ago

Why Zyppan. The only thing I could think for him is just put him on the raze. He looked pretty solid on it.

FPX used to be called Zyppan Go Kill lmfao. This dude is a really strong player. I just don't think they're utilizing him correctly.

posted about 3 years ago

English and Korean.

I'm trying to learn French and Japanese though. And sometimes I try to learn Esperanto but I'm too lazy lmfao.

posted about 3 years ago

Not well. How about yours?

posted about 3 years ago

No draken is not draken. Draken is draken. And draken has been looking very good. He has not came back. It's just a clone of Shao on and alt account with the username draken and he learned swedish in 1 month by having the swedish dictionary injected into his head.

posted about 3 years ago

True. But they will win this time bc of -draken +draken buff.

posted about 3 years ago

9 people remain. The only notable people remaining is ChowChow and me.
We both have Northeption beating Zeta Division but we have conflicting opinions on the Grand Finals. ChowChow is believing in Northeption while I believe in Crazy Raccoon.

The other 7 people are:
tenz_2
spexx
XvD
Le_Egg
FATJOKES
Tx2LP
Mxcd23

posted about 3 years ago

Shao doesn't like Jett probably. And Zyppan kills on everything. They just need to buy sheriffs every round so they can win the game ez though. Better strats.

posted about 3 years ago

Yea.

posted about 3 years ago

I think you mean. -draken +draken buff to strong Aka. Leo to Berlin.

posted about 3 years ago

^

posted about 3 years ago

Maybe. But it doesn't change the fact that FUT don't deserve to be there. And at least some other teams deserve to be there. And even if they won't win it. They at least deserve to be there.

And as an example. Some teams deserve to be in LCQ but not to win it. C9 in NA had a really good run in Challengers 2 bringing down a few giants. They deserve to be in LCQ. But not to win it. I don't see C9 winning it at all.

posted about 3 years ago

Guild to Berlin ez.

posted about 3 years ago

ok.

But SMB go brrr.

posted about 3 years ago

They look better than FUT lmfao. The circuit points are really scuffed though because of Masters 1.

posted about 3 years ago

They need to make sure that the circuit points values make sense or the regions in EMEA are seperated.

I think SMB will prob make it to LA anyways though. Fnatic seem lackluster though. Hopefully Acend and SMB get 1st and 2nd to assert dominance though.

posted about 3 years ago

Yea.

posted about 3 years ago

True. Yea. I think it had to be regional bc covid or smth. But it was meant to be international. Unlucky really.

posted about 3 years ago

LMFAO

posted about 3 years ago

That's what should've happened but can't do anything about it this time sadge.

posted about 3 years ago

True but the circuit points this year are scuffed anyways.

posted about 3 years ago

Lmfao how is FUT in LCQ for free bc they won Masters 1 in TR. Very scuffed circuit points system this year. Hopefully the Masters 1 next year is international so shit doesn't go like this.

posted about 3 years ago

When I saw PP. I thought of Osu. Why. I'm sad. I actually can't. Why did I think of Osu.

posted about 3 years ago

^

posted about 3 years ago

Dw SMB will bring the trophy back home so that FPX can participate in LCQ with 3 clones of Shao and 2 clones of Zyppan.

posted about 3 years ago

^

posted about 3 years ago

8/8.

posted about 3 years ago

Not quite overrated. It's more like FPX just did more shit than what they usually do. They honestly are a very good team. But they just went full choke mode early on this time.

posted about 3 years ago

-Ange1
-Shadow

posted about 3 years ago

Your misery would be my happiness.

posted about 3 years ago

True. I'm a masochist. I love it.

posted about 3 years ago
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