Asphyxia
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Registered: April 12, 2021
Last post: March 24, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Ratio by the fake king of vlr.gg, Asphyxia.

posted about 3 years ago

KEKW.

Honestly in a value for price ratio. The apple pie kinda poggers. Rest kinda shiot though.

posted about 3 years ago

I think Fennel beating Boom is possible. But quite unlikely because Boom is pretty decent. Fennel beating Nuturn tho. Even though I'm not on the hyeoni train. that's a certified KEKW.

posted about 3 years ago

Idk actually. I didn't follow Csgo that much anyways. unlucky really.

posted about 3 years ago

I mean other than shanks. most of the matchfixers left. I think.

posted about 3 years ago

^^

posted about 3 years ago

80/8
perfection.

posted about 3 years ago

khanartist. that's not a name i've seen in a while.

posted about 3 years ago

Why do you use it in class?????? KEKW.
I mean I just have a tab of vlr.gg open when I'm doing homework and I check like every 20 min or so.

posted about 3 years ago

lol ik. None of the people on Rise are the ones who matchfixed anymore as well. But it's kinda funny bc these are prob the teams with the worst reputation. And it's a quarter finals match.

posted about 3 years ago

Imagine actually ratioing an interesting reply. Cringe + Ratio + TSM owns you.

posted about 3 years ago

Reject honestly are not that good. They are kinda the Envy of JP. But consistent 4th place finishes in JP is not a good thing.

posted about 3 years ago

Ratio + TSM owns you

posted about 3 years ago

didn't realize that Ambi and Magnum were in Czech Republic. Unlucky really.

posted about 3 years ago

Ok thanks I’ll let Coach Myth know

posted about 3 years ago

Team Nordics 2-1 Team CIS

posted about 3 years ago

8/8
finally some good fucking food.

posted about 3 years ago

I had GenG 3-1 C9. Well let's see which one's right.

posted about 3 years ago

We'll make that GenG after game 1.

posted about 3 years ago

Finally changed my flair to Gen.G. #GENGWIN.

posted about 3 years ago

Ive played against him in ranked, but obv thats not the same thing. I think if there was no post plant, no judge, and no OP metas to abuse and the game properly balanced, he wouldnt be any sort of special IGL at all, open to being wrong on this one

posted about 3 years ago

TBD 3-1 TBD.

Thank me for the correction.

posted about 3 years ago

Non. Je ne suis pas chinois.

posted about 3 years ago

People don't realize about NaturE diff. He literally about to drop a 100 bomb on these bots.

posted about 3 years ago

"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.

As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.

Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):

(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears

France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $

That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)

Thank you for reading.

posted about 3 years ago

Still better than Rise KEKW.

posted about 3 years ago

YaBoiDre 46-10 kd but 0-2 :(

posted about 3 years ago

Matchfixers vs Scammers. Wonder which one wins.

posted about 3 years ago

Ive played against him in ranked, but obv thats not the same thing. I think if there was no post plant, no judge, and no OP metas to abuse and the game properly balanced, he wouldnt be any sort of special IGL at all, open to being wrong on this one

posted about 3 years ago

GEN.G 2-0

gMd brimstone lurk too strong.

EDIT: Guys remember that this GEN.G is with Nature now. No Huynh so this team plays very differently. Like they have much more flexible comps and honestly if they play their cards right. They could literally play any style they want. I wonder what they'll pull out but it could really be anything so all vods on this team are probably going to be useless and if the GEN.G coach helps the team enough. Then they can probably counter how TSM plays without TSM ever knowing how they play.

But this is just speculation. I think this'll still be a close game but probably GEN.G win.

Also I'm going to guess the pick and bans and who wins. But GEN.G is changing a ton same with TSM so this'll prob be all wrong.

REMEMBER THIS IS MEANT TO BE PEPEGA IF WRONG KEKW.

GEN.G win 2-1.

GEN.G ban Ascent. (They've started banning it near the end of challengers 2 and honestly I think their Ascent also looked pretty eh compared to their other maps)
TSM ban Breeze. (Well I would think they do this unless they start learning the map in which case this'll have the preds change a ton.)

GEN.G pick Bind. GEN.G win 13-9. TSM pick defense. (This sounds like a completely dumb idea but honestly they did try to have an interesting comp on this map so I think they might try to develop it. And I liked how they played it.)

TSM pick Haven. TSM win 13-11. GEN.G pick defense. (TSM starts being pepega and let GEN.G go from 5-11 when TSM are at 12.)

GEN.G pick Split or Icebox. Whichever they start practicing. I think TSM would pick attack for Icebox and defense for Split like any normal team. If Split. I think GEN.G take this in over time 15-13. If on Icebox I think it's a 13-8. (GEN.G might pick Split or Icebox instead first but who knows. I feel like GEN.G has so much time to practice and scrim and if the team just works on some maps to make them very complete. TSM probably lose.)

posted about 3 years ago

Skrossi Pride of Turkey

posted about 3 years ago

9th + fraction

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/108722b5

posted about 3 years ago

Lol wtf. Didn't expect this anime here. I honestly like Hibike! Euphonium though. Not my fav but honestly not that bad of a choice.

posted about 3 years ago

It mostly depends on your team comp. But if you are using the current meta comp. Then just find some recent vods lmfao. I think Envy are good but if you wanna try something new. Try watching some older Korean games from around Masters 1, and you can see double duelist double initiator. Pretty fun shit honestly lmfao. If you can get good with it. It's scary.

posted about 3 years ago

rip 100T

posted about 3 years ago

Top 8. prob. Seems good though. If they get Jammyz it's def a top 8. But not much more.

posted about 3 years ago

1

posted about 3 years ago

I think glitchpop is great on the phantom. but when u get to the vandal it gets crunchy. But using every so often is great af. It's the perfect weapon to pick off your dead teammates bodies.

I honestly think the problem with the sentinels is that it sounds to plasticy. Other than that I think it's an A tier.

posted about 3 years ago

:(

posted about 3 years ago

Heretics, FPX, G2, and Acend in the first Arc of VCT Europe.

posted about 3 years ago

who is Bjor?

in math: my solution
in history: my king
in art: my muse
in science: my oxygen
in geography: my world

posted about 3 years ago

downvoted

posted about 3 years ago

Nordic. #GUILDWIN

posted about 3 years ago

KEKW.

posted about 3 years ago

Virgin - existing
Chad - supporting the chad raccoons

posted about 3 years ago

Nbs once replied to a random thread of mine.

posted about 3 years ago
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