would still be an upgrade from tex

chatgpt tldr here:

In a risky revelation from the NRG database, it's disclosed that FNS, before stepping back from competition, orchestrated a plan involving young talent N4RRATE to infiltrate Europe's VALORANT scene. Under the guise of "scrims," N4RRATE was fed subconscious instructions to sabotage European teams, with a trigger phrase set by FNS. The ultimate goal was for NRG to secure victory in the finals by exploiting N4RRATE's sleeper cell activation, showcasing the depths of FNS's strategic cunning.

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Cristiano Ronaldo sentinel
aspas duelist
Messi initiator
kingg flex igl
De Bruyne controller

He is a KRU fan I've seen him use that flair. U welcome bro

yeah overall Leo is usually good, but he underperformed like crazy against KC. Let's see how he does in April

Get rid of b0tster and d0rke and build around the rest

b0tster and ardiis happened

bro you could give him a pile of dogshit with the NRG logo stamped on it and he'd prob enjoy it

and then 6 months of off-season wohoo

pretty sure the saving thing had to be Onur's work cuz they don't save as much anymore unless it's like an impossible 2v5 retake

I think a lot of the hate began after kicking yay

if anything I think it's fair given group B was the hardest tbh

I mean, look at his pfp lmfao. He likes anime yeah

Rob Moore is calling Leo Faria as we speak

one of the advantages of having someone like aspas that is so confident with any sniper

definitely one of the calls of all time

they beat both 100T and LOUD on it

prob, but they gotta keep kiNgg happy. Him along with aspas are the star players so

I'm 99% convinced he just joined KRU bc Aguero asked him to, not bc he had any interest in Valorant or videogames orgs in general lmfao

this is vlr bro, idk why ur expecting people to have common sense lol

I don't think they are throwing. LEV is just garbage on split and Sen is pretty good on split. That sums it up

Also, everyone was banning LEV's Breeze so you had to imagine it was pretty good

this, LEV play like dogshit on split

ikr, feels like they just randomly picked 3 random letters on their keyboard and went with it

Pisscific and MEMEA are done for

was his biggest blessing, bro got kicked from G2 to join LEV

I mean, everyone knew this lol

if u gonna bait at least put a player from Global to farm from the indians

Paper Rex is one of the best ones too

you go girl 💅

just explained why it's uninspiring but your tiny nut brain ignored the point totally. good job lol

Mine? take a hint lil bro, check other tierlists and watch none of them have KRU that high. Ur aesthetic is the one of the a HS girl because "omg pink hoodie yasss"

not saying it's ugly, but it's nowhere close to being #1, I think other cards like G2, NRG, 100T and LEV are substantially better

your logic is dumb and that's not even the point lol. That choice of logo + agent wearing colors of the team is not original and is seen on many teams like FNC and KC for example. It's just basic and uninspiring.

No way you put KRU at #1. The design is simple af compared to other cards. Literally just their logo and a girl wearing a pink hoodie

We know it triggers your PTSD

ooh I didn't know some people cared about looks on food that much. I guess we learn something new everyday

bro thought he was cooking

Agreed, their cuisine in general is nothing too special but when it comes to meat Argentinians got it all figured out

Mexico

why would people choose looks over flavor? It doesn't make sense, though japanese food is not as seasoned as other cuisines I don't think it's all looks and no flavor lol

No way ur saying Jamppi when he literally had a pretty meh aim (and game in general) against KOI just today

I'm gonna exclude Mexico bc I might be biased, so if I had to say other countries prob Italian and Japanese

yk it's bad when even Detonation FocusNoWin fans are laughing at u

I suggest they add a "Worst takes of the week!" leaderboard, basically a top 10 of comments with the most downvotes for that week that resets every sunday.

Would be pretty entertaining ngl

Saving frags

Sen were going for the bag on that one, appealing to horn knee always works. They would've sold tons of them, but now they are stuck with a super generic one, but I respect their attempt.

DFM is also just the logo

true

right, APAC is literally just PRX, DRX and T1, the rest of teams are Zzzz.

Though watching Bl00d flop with y0y was quite fun, then again, that game had 4 hours worth of tech pauses.

MEMEA stays taking Ls