| Flag: | Czech Republic |
| Registered: | September 4, 2022 |
| Last post: | November 28, 2024 at 10:00 AM |
| Posts: | 6654 |
Let me co[pe]ok.
The year is 2022 rostermania has begun.
NRG has offered the optic core contracts since they wanted to keep SOM and couldnt afford YAY. Chet is in shambles as he watches his masterpiece crumble before him. So he develops a master plan. After recently learning that NAVI plans to pick up the previous FPX roster (minus ardiis due to his high asking price) Chet knows that this EU fraud will be a perfect scapegoat. So NRG pick him up for a lower price now that his original plans have fallen though. Chet tells YAY to accept the bag from C9 and purposefully underperform at LOCK/IN. They will be reunited soon.
Slowly the Optic core brainwash ardiis, knowing he will make a bad image for himself.
"its okay to say the n word while singing a song"- FNS to ardiis after scrims.
"LOUD definitely had scrim leaks dont worry that loss was not your fault keith"- crashies to ardiis after LOCK//IN loss.
Slowly ardiis makes more and more slip ups on stream and Chet knows its time for him to shine. After CNED's lack luster performance week one and Ardiis's complete failure against LEV, his mental is in shambles.
"I cant believe your spot on your old team was taken by that fraud. Now you are stuck in this mid region getting flamed by all Optic and NRG fans. I honestly feel bad for you"- Chet to ardiis right after getting murdered by LEV.
Ardiis has had enough. That night on stream he curses out all south americans and CNED for ruining his career, throwing a tantrum on how all his teammates said that his performance wasnt his fault, how can he be expected to perform under all this pressure???
Chet springs the trap, taking to twitter how all of his claims are false and how no NRG members have ever endorsed his behavior. NRG corporate is forced to let Ardiis go and they pick up YAY for thrift store prices since his manager knows he is desperate to play on a team.
NRG do not lose another map that season.
Now Sacy is on smokes and NRG are infected by an EU spy. Take me back to 2022 😭☹️
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Again. The duelist dif is crazy I’m a loud fan now
Every post plant Ardiis has lost a vital 1v1
I will not change my flair until this get this dog duelist of this team he’s lost on the map
Brainwash ardiis to say something fucked up on stream and then bribe riot and acquire yay for thrift store prices since he wants to play
Taco is awake and ardiis is sleeping on raze gg
Tbf the only reason he died was bc he got phantom headshot through smoke whole satcheling. But yeah this dude is ass give me yay I’m sobbing
Jett against double controller is tough. They also just avoided him the entire first half he’s good
It’s been weird this game idk what’s going on
I swear I haven’t seen this dudes pov once this match it actually must be broken
They are only giving orbs to him he’s planting and getting multi frags
I think as of now it’s def in between NRG LEV and LOUD even if NRG wins this series I would still put Loud 1
Hoping ot for last map I think LEV will def take the first
IMO map pool is going to be Ascent Fracture Split. I think chets gonna let ascent go through as we have seen with DRX and breeze
If we are counting G2Shahzams bots I have seen someone spawn with 50 downvotes
How many times did chet let Breeze go through with DRX? Idk I feel like people auto assuming ascent wont get played r wrong we will see though
How much is your salary to keep that flair on
They were smiling while getting reverse swept they in their element rn
I want to play dredge but this shit is too fun and vlr is so funny rn
wout vanity coach calls are their only hope
demon1 is playing on all 5 pcs ppl on stage just actors
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