agreed
#makevlrboringagain

poetic

where

i mean it sounds kinda ok, the only problem i can see is no raze util, but a dog/molly can do the same thing. definitely a good comp imo, would love to see that type of thing in action

both true, sen getting grouped

definitely, i would put drx up there even tho theyre not as solid as before

have you ever played w players 2+ ranks below u in ranked? it gets to you a bit. but he does look kinda solid in general. i might just be coping tho idk

good

very profound

hell nah

its only the people who have terrible takes dw

nvm i reviewed it some people with good takes are up there

duelist - aspas
init - leo
cont - mako
senti - meteor
flexigl - ethan

agreed for the th 3, i dont know shao very well

ik he isnt really back like 2022 but he still top fragged on eg, and he doesnt have to deal with shit teammates like on bl00d

fair enough, never wanted to watch n0vi games, but hiro was cooking with fnc

imo hiro is better than shao, but most of th is better than sha0 (except maybe miniboo hes kinda ass ngl)

n0vi (N0 VIable players) not making top 8

my preds:

emea
th - as ive said, th still looks good, so theyre making it
fnc - they look pretty good, crashies is good and can help boaster with calling
vit - good players, though there is slight language barrier for less

amer
g2 - look good, same players with jawg
mibr - aspas and cortezia are crazy, dont know too much about the others
eg - yay is back. enough said

apac
t1 - look very good, good players
geng - still good, maybe slightly worse
drx - slight sleeper pick, this spot could go to prx

cn
edg - though they dont look as good, still very solid team
xlg - look good in offseason
wol - again, good offseason

placements:
1st - th (finally)
2nd - t1
3rd - g2
4th - xlg jumpscare
5th - eg/fnc

yes, except they dont say it out of joy

nah its funny to see someone have such shit interesting takes

will definitely be interesting to see how he does with a second caller, bc he knows how to play but is too focused on calling imo (prob still a good thing hes a good caller)

agreed, unfortunately they cant get rid of miniboo w/o boo (and the others) complaining/leaving.imo hes the weakest member of the team, but the dynamic they have now is huge and it seems hes an ego booster (same role zellsis is doing on sen, not particularly good at the game but fun), though that is a bigger problem in your entry duelist than your senti/flex player

incorrect. these are all my alts, including henbabyh

only someone whos real would be able to

not even a post about glazing th can think of something good for miniboo. ill admit that hes probably one of the weakest links on the team, but he can turn up sometimes at least

how sure are you about that?

is it not?

nah, they still look good while other top teams look worse (looking at edg, lev, idk what to think about sen), but i would say kc will flop instead but they cant fall too far from where they are

yay t1 2025 debut? ez man looks cracked again
black plague 2-0 european child labourer

take him to arkham asylum now

no place for brazil here

coughing baby vs coughing baby: emea edition

cn 8/10 i would replace wolves with xlg but other than that its good
emea 7/10 too much giants/liquid cope
amer 9/10 except nrg doesnt make it to grand finals
apac 8/10 except prx loses to t1 and drx wins vs zeta

started posting on an alt with canadian flag and optic flair

disagree for #3, but rest agreed (dont forget bodort)

EVERYONE DOWNVOTE THOSE 2 (but not me)

u keep the site entertaining, so thanks ig

TSL

loud 100%

dont put eg with 100t pls :( eg doesnt deserve it

def that one emea ascension group stage match of mouz vs saw, only a bo3 but still better than a lot of bo5s and all 3 banger maps, but yes all the ascension games were good

probably seawolf (us navy). widely considered to be the best nuclear sub, that probably would be the best criteria. very stealthy, lots of firepower, strong (it bought full shield), def the best current sub

y30y
fixed it for u

i think you should stick to this

ur 3rd buddy

ascent
haven
lotus
sunset
split
bind
pearl
(i hate icebox, fracture and breeze specifically)
#makevalorantboringagain

team heretics

terrible idea, but when that agent has a flash it might be better

good luck! i hear its a good school. also mb if youve said but what program are you applying to?

#BMEWIN
boom 2-1 dsg