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2 losing streaks are incoming both Navi and Fut will clap your team o7

posted 9 months ago

πŸ’€ this shit is actually lit wtf

posted 9 months ago

Worry about your fraud team first bud

posted 9 months ago

Would be the funniest shit ever if SEN only qualified and win Master Madrid this year lmao. Honestly LFG EG.

posted 9 months ago

Oh y0y, oh y0y, why are you playing this way?
Bleed vs DFM, another loss on display.
The coach insists, you're on the list, of agents that make you resist.
Oh y0y, oh y0y, will you ever see a brighter day?

You are my y0y, my only y0y.
You make me cry when skies are gray.
Your operator skills are in decline,
And Bleed's losing streak is here to stay.

DFM's on the rise, Bleed's in a pit so deep.
The fans are calling y0y, y0y, as he struggles to keep.
No FNS to guide, no Optic core by his side,
Oh y0y, oh y0y, will you ever turn the tide?

You are my y0y, my only y0y.
You make me sigh when skies are gray.
Bleed's hopes are low, the end is nigh,
And y0y's career seems to fade away.

posted 9 months ago

Stop jinxing mate

posted 9 months ago

Oh y0y, oh y0y, why are you playing this way?
Bleed vs DFM, another loss on display.
The coach insists, you're on the list, of agents that make you resist.
Oh y0y, oh y0y, will you ever see a brighter day?

You are my y0y, my only y0y.
You make me cry when skies are gray.
Your operator skills are in decline,
And Bleed's losing streak is here to stay.

DFM's on the rise, Bleed's in a pit so deep.
The fans are calling y0y, y0y, as he struggles to keep.
No FNS to guide, no Optic core by his side,
Oh y0y, oh y0y, will you ever turn the tide?

You are my y0y, my only y0y.
You make me sigh when skies are gray.
Bleed's hopes are low, the end is nigh,
And y0y's career seems to fade away.

posted 9 months ago

To turn the EMEA Valorant Champions Tour (VCT) region from a soggy baguette into a baguette with a crisp crust, a few cheeky tweaks could do the trick. Firstly, they could spice up their amateur scene by hosting tournaments in unconventional locations, like atop the Eiffel Tower or in a giant ball pit. This would attract attention and might just uncover the next big gaming talent while providing some hilarious moments. Secondly, instead of investing in traditional coaching, why not hire professional mime artists to teach teams non-verbal communication? It could lead to some seriously entertaining strategies and confuse the heck out of opponents. Lastly, to toughen up their teams, they could replace standard scrimmages with a series of challenges, like navigating a maze blindfolded or playing with inverted controls. Who knows, these wacky ideas might just make the EMEA VCT region the quirkiest and most entertaining scene in esports!

posted 9 months ago

Called it ez

posted 9 months ago

Ay, mate why are you on NRG flair lmao?

posted 9 months ago

Lulquid will choke either in ot

Or reverse sweep

LOCK IT IN

posted 9 months ago

Aspas dropped 100

NRG still won 2-1

posted 9 months ago

Bro is on some type of Zaza

posted 9 months ago

Yay: What color is your master trophy?

posted 9 months ago

So you do care 😹

posted 9 months ago

Bro is the definition of living in the past.

posted 9 months ago

Bump πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

posted 9 months ago

WHAT DID I SAY?!!!

posted 9 months ago

DIESOFCRINGE

posted 9 months ago

Ez money πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

posted 9 months ago

Fraudnatic will beat M8 but it would be close 2-1 imo

posted 9 months ago

N4RRATE will smurfs Navi

Proving further that NA owns shitmea

posted 9 months ago

Tbh, I'm a T1 fan so if RRQ dog then I get rich. I can afford to lose the money.

posted 9 months ago

Listen to Gucci gang by lil pump. He is a lyrical genius and similar to the 80/90 hip-hop type.

posted 9 months ago

I got my full paycheck on you guys.

Don't fail me 😭

posted 9 months ago

NRG lost to Sen

Vlr users: NRG are fraud 😹😹

Sen lost to Aspas 1v9

Vlr users: Sen just got extremely unlucky 😭😭

posted 9 months ago

Thanks for all the jinx, haters !!! πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

posted 9 months ago

-zander

+Marved

-zekken

+Demon1

posted 9 months ago

Should've let Aspas own 50% of the org, ez loud era

posted 9 months ago

I need the substance that you're having ASAP.

posted 9 months ago

In the realm of Valorant, Aspas reigns supreme,
A legend unmatched, a player in his dream.
With C0M, kiNgg, Mazino, and tex by his side,
They face NRG, with confidence and pride.

C0M's aim is shaky, kiNgg's calls are a mess,
tex's rotations often cause distress.
Mazino's smokes are off, but they'll give it their all,
Against NRG, they'll stand tall.

The Super NA Powerhouse, feared far and wide,
But Aspas and his squad won't run nor hide.
They'll flash, they'll peek, they'll play with flair,
For Aspas and crew, victory's in the air.

NRG may have the skill and the fame,
But Aspas and his team have a different game.
They'll rush, they'll push, they'll defy the odds,
And leave NRG scratching their heads, oh gods!

So here's to Aspas, the greatest of all,
Leading his team, standing proud and tall.
Against NRG, they'll make their mark,
And leave the world of Valorant in awe and spark.

posted 9 months ago

Invest your wealth in cryptocurrency or stocks instead. GE will probably disband as an org soon without any support from their local Indian fans.

posted 9 months ago

They have a million-dollar problem.

posted 9 months ago

As an ex-gambling addict, I can 100% assure you that gambling will ruin your future.

posted 9 months ago

Remove d0rke

Add Aspas

Best team itw again.

posted 9 months ago

With word.exe

posted 9 months ago

Ez BAIT πŸ₯±πŸ˜œ

posted 9 months ago

Leviathan. Aspas will drop 120 kills in 3 maps.

posted 9 months ago

Yes

But the bonuses are a bit shady

posted 9 months ago

Fr GX is a top team so FNC is back for sure. Clueless

posted 9 months ago

Jett 1 tricks are in shambled LMAO

posted 9 months ago

Rare Na praising Fnatic

posted 9 months ago

Damn didn't know we will have the French derby and Short King derby in one day

posted 9 months ago

Internet exist. Also BetUs

posted 9 months ago

Just live betted $500 over 19 rounds 3 maps FNC vs GX. Almost had a heart attack cuz gx almost sold it. Lose now Botgar

posted 9 months ago

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posted 9 months ago

Another fan made up drama alert

posted 9 months ago

My internet is good, it's the Valorant randomly disconnecting once every time I play on my PC.

posted 9 months ago

This is so inspiring!

posted 9 months ago
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