so today, i will read you a piece from the gospel,
according to me :) (i might be going insane)
it was the second sunday of december 2021.
upon berlin, the sky, which was clear, abruptly darkened,
thunderbolts and lightnings (very very frightening) and other stuff darted from the gloomy skies,
such a terrible sight was rarely ever seen before by mankind.
suddenly, from the clouds that his all-powerful hands teared apart, appeared in a limelight the head of the god of valorant (a good looking man, in his fourties),
whom points down with his allmighty index finger towards the rito gams arena,
and he said:" Mehmet "cNed" Yağız İpek, take your mouse, click with it, and go teach the world how to play val"
and Mehmet won champs.