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Pokimane or 40 years in prison?

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#1
lemondou

Would you rather play valorant for the rest of your life with pokimane as your duo OR commit a homicide and serve 40 years in a high security prison?

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bananajuice000
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Dinner with potter

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Liwus
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snu snu

#3
lLoveMen
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I would drop the soap 1000 times over instead of play with p00kim0ne

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dort
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considering that name you'd probably do it regardless

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Kirya
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Id do it regardless

#7
bronzil_enjoyer
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name checks out

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smthlikeyou11
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how do u survive in saudi

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DogeForPres
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one day when i was high af i was playing on my friends account trying to boost him outta diamond and i randomly got into a lobby with pokimane. asked if she was a 12 year old boy in front of 20k viewers and then proceeded to bottom frag on jett cuz i was seeing stars. actually true story, i can try to find the game log if u want but it was a long time ago

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YeaUrMum
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Find the game and send link here

#15
lemondou
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Yeah you better do it. Do not disobey your mum

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egdemon1goat
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i love shannon williams

#8
Tryeue2
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Night with stax

#17
bronzil_enjoyer
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...

#26
Crypto_816
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agreed but k1ng instead

#10
seji
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can i change it to a double homicide so theres no chance i have to play

#11
DerrickRose
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shut yo ass up :tinskull:

#12
kanyefan4238173
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How often would I have to play with pokimane

#16
lemondou
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Every time she logs in

#19
mommymiIk
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Yeah just lock me up and throw the keys out

#20
Tryeue2
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I can just mute her right?

#14
bronzil_enjoyer
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play with pokimane throw every match

#18
hellfire
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play with poki why would I want to go 40 years to prison lmao

#21
1phnxe
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Would I get to hit??? 👀👀👀🙏🙏🙏🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

#22
moshimoshiman24
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wtf bruh HUHHH

#23
Tryeue2
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1/10^1000 chance

#24
7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao
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how about a 24 hour tech pause in a BO5

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