You're TL Emil's Lawyer

Imagine you're Team Liquid Emil's Lawyer for a second.
How do you defend your client for his performance since joining in August 2022

The only thing you could defend is his 2023 year he won emea

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every fraud, fraud fraud and fraud in this team is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Team Liquid! Better call Saul!

Your honor, my client has been dealt simple minded players since his arrival at the club. In 2023 he had to deal with the scrim merchant soulcass who he actually managed to win a trophy with. Members of the persecution will say that my client plays "jail valorant", outdated strategies or "2021 valorant". This statement does have some truth but lacks crucial context. The organization which employs my client also happens to employ mistic and enzo, washed Fnatic players who havent been good since the birth of the strategies he runs. With these players my client has been gifted, he cannot strategize anything beyond 2021 valorant, as his players just do not have the mind for it. Enzo especially plays a crucial role in organizing team strategy, he can barely handle the simple 2021 strategies my client gives him, imagine the trainwreck which would occur if he was entrusted to deal with complex, game bending, revolutionary 2024 strategies? My client has done the best job with the input given, he is an output coach. Despite the terrible output at the moment, i assure you my client has done the most with his input. Thank you.

Suicide or give up type shit

sliggy making tl on top 4 masters iceland and champions 2021 is the only highest peak they reached.

Doombros kidnapped him and has been pretending to be his twin brother Emil, the coach of TL, while also sabotaging them so that NAVI has it easier.

My client has a top 3 worst core in the league, please forgive him

My client believed Adil "ScreaM" Benrlitom was the issue for the 2022 failure, unfortunately after swiftly removing him in 2023 it became clear that Dom "soulcas" Sulcas was the issue, but after a final analysis in 2024 my client has realised that the root cause of Liquid's failure is our "Vibe merchant" Jampiss "WOOF WOOF" Elias and you can rest assured knowing that in 2025 after the problems have finally been removed from Liquid you will no longer look to our client as guilty but simply as "Emil - al - Gaib" after Liquid becomes the first 3 Peat Masters 1 Masters 2 and Champs 2025 winners.

why did i think u were on about emil shein i was so confused