eating ice cream for breakfast (GOATED)

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goat as messi

this guy's entire personality is 🫵🤡

bro i will keep tracking your profile everytime so make sure you not back to normal chat ok? reply me if its a deal

edit:bro not reply me haha must be tough challenge huh?

eating icecream while watching vitality spank G2 🗿🗿🗿

i love eating ice cream as my breakfast (most honest opinion by me)

Eating ice cream in the breakfast is very challanging for me. While I would enjoy it, the problem is that I usually eat the ice cream in one sitting, doesnt matter how big the container is. And I usually dont go outside to buy ice cream in the morning, therefore Im physically UNABLE to eat icecream in the morning unless due to a fluctuation in this quantum vacuum, particles materialize and briefly form a unique configuration that, by a wildly improbable chance, assembles the atoms necessary for an ice cream. For an infinitesimally brief moment, this miraculous fusion of particles creates the perfect scoop of ice cream before vanishing back into the quantum void, leaving behind the lingering taste of sweetness in the air.

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eating ice cream for breakfast (BLOATED)

That's how I get diarrhea for the rest of the day

pizza then ice cream 🤤