Have you guys seen Boaster play? He's like a modern day bard weaving stories and spells with his words as he obliterates the enemy team. It's like he's not even playing VALORANT, he's just up there on stage performing some kind of twisted one man show for our entertainment i mean who needs to aim when you can just charm your enemies into submission?
One time i was playing against Boaster and his team and we were getting destroyed. We coudln't hit a shot to save our lives, and Boaster was just laughing the whole time. I mean who laughs while they're playing a competitive game??? It was like he was in on some secret joke that we just couldnt understand. And then, out of nowhere he started rapping. Yes, RAPPING(???) He started spitting bars about the game about us about our moms. And you know what? We all just stopped playing and started clapping. Itwas like he had cast some kind of divine spell over us and we were powerless to resist
But here's the kicker, we still lost the game. Boaster's team was just playing normally while he was up there rapping and we were all distracted. It was like he didnt even need to play the game, he just needed to entertain us and we would bend to his will. It was a humbling experience to say the least. I realised that Boaster isn't just a pro player, he's a performance artist, a master of manipulation, a true genius of VALORANT