Munchkin

What is this blud waffling? Not even close my ass

U mad bro?

Sorry i dont speak british

munch on carpe's gigantic balls bozo

joke

noun

1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act:
   He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.
2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce:
   Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.

me when I can't take a joke: