pls disown Shownu so he'll shut the fuck
like Shahzam did G2Shahzam 🙏
LONDON-Following a meltdown in the VCT EMEA Grand Finals that saw his team lose the crucial map 4 to the underdog Team Liquid, local Fnatic fan Shownu told reporters that he didn't have the slurs to describe his disappointment. "Watching how badly Chronicle and Derke collapsed with thousands of dollars on the line, there are really no racial slurs that can truly describe how angry I am," said Shownu, adding that the extent of the team's lackluster performance couldn't be effectively described in regular, everyday insults based on their race or sexuality. “I’m searching for the right denigrations, and I’ll be honest, I’ve got nothing. The kind of names I usually call them just don’t seem right for this situation, given how badly they lost. I’m so upset that I’m really in a state of shock, and the smears just won’t come.” At press time, Shownu told reporters that he’d thought of one, but—no, even that one was too nice for them.