you have to try this

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SuperRoss

fr you have to, at least once in your life, just get up, find a forest and go piss on a tree in the middle of the woods, it literally changes your whole prospective on life in a subconscious manner, trust me.
Also if you use jett updraft on Split (best map) B site you can die before the round starts, it is quite funny but don't do it in my ranked games pls.

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widepeepofrosty

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somebody get the forest police on this weirdo, the trees didnt ask for you to pee on them...

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SuperRoss

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this act's possible illegality only adds hype to experience from it

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widepeepofrosty

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make that a quote no?

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SuperRoss

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"piss in the woods"
-me

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brado

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What if someone comes up and starts peeing on the same tree you're already peeing at tho

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You instantly become soulmates

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SuperRoss

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one of two things is bound to happen:
-chaos insues, that is MY tree I am pissing on it, it would simply be unacceptable to allow others to bother me on such a momentous occasion, life ruined, all that is left is to kill said person and piss ON HIM next, even the mere presence of another can ruin this process indefinetely, it would even be proposterous to suggest resolving this in a peaceful and contained manner.

or

-PISS BUDDIES :D

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Nice try, Jason