May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Flying Doggo please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Doggo please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a vlr user before
Jaws all on the floor like 100T like Guard just burst in the door
And started whoopin' their ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' em over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Yay said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Yay's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love SR Cinnamon
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, FlyingDoggo, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in RRQ's meeting rooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for NV to kick kaboose
"My op is on your lips, my op is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a KAY/O ultimate is
Of course they're gonna know what a force is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Curios Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can bump dead bait posts and match posts
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes