As a permanent part of the no life vlr gang let me present some OC copypastas (for both cs and val)
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Rafique "RawkAss" Rizwan is a professional Overwatch electronic sport player from Karachi, Pakistan who used to play for the Balochistan Outlaws. He's currently the couch for the amateur Valorant team SentinLs. He's leading them towards success with meta defining tactics such as "Tenz go kill" and "Sick go clutch". Truly one of the couches of all time
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I was feeling some serious urges today so I went to my nearest Copium dispensary. To my surprise, there was a massive crowd there, all pushing and shoving each other to get some copium. I tried to ask the people in the crowd why so many of them were there but they kept saying "watch this" and proceeded to throw invisible things at me. I gave up and tried to return home before I stumbled upon a hooded figure watching the crowd from a distance. I went to him and asked what's going on here. The man took his hood off and to my surprise it was none other than Cloud 9 Vanity. He took a deep breath, looked into the sunset and said" They're all TSM fans".
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Ramesh "Boombl4" Boomla is a professional Counter Strike electronic sports player for Nataraj Vishnudians(NaVi) based in Uttar pradesh India. He is known for his signature tactic "s1mple go kill", or if that fails he also has another known tactic called "oh no s1mple dead, B1t go clutch". Truly one of the IGL's of all time
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It was a grey winter evening when i ran into the hospital. The love of my life was undergoing a critical operation and i was afraid she might not make it. The snow storm was getting harsher outside, just like the storm in my heart. After what feels like hours, a doctor came out from the operating room. I ran towards him, my chest about to explode and my whole body shaking. The doctor took his mask off, he had a faint smile on his lips.
"Don't worry, your wife is jame"
I broke down crying thanking god, my wife was saved -
Hello, my name is Francesco Giuseppe Luca, owner of the mid market in Ascent. My business has been severely hurt since two rival gangs have been fighting for the area right beside my shop. Among the incessant gunshots and weird magic shit, some smelly obese dude with a funny cap has been living inside my shop since the fight broke out. He told me his name was "Hiko" and that he was baiting. I'm not sure what he means by this but I'm getting tired of him, especially cause he cant seem to stop talking constantly about what's going on outside (or comming as he calls it). I'm getting really tired, should I call the cops?
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