I just hit 5k posts mens, time to touch grass?
touching grass won't even save u at this point
will eating grass save me?
yesn't
youre not doing a great job at finding out, you still posting
Shoving grass up your ass might save you.
You guessed right!
dont touch grass , stay in that basement no cah
better touch the entire amazon rainforest actually if you have 5k posts on vlr i dont think its the smartest idea to go to brazil
jblancard would stab on sight
too far gone, you have to eat grass
I will go veg for a month, does that count as eating grass?
nah man i actually mean plucking a piece of grass and eating it, 2 of my friends have done it and they got bitches within a week
i see
yeah go touch grass in minecraft or something
Says u mf, 4k posts lmao get a life
Says u mf, 5k posts lmao get a life
nerd!
congrats! not allowed to go outside till you get 10k
what is outside?
It's an ongoing myth on the internet nowadays. Don't pay attention
if you touch grass you'll kill it
nope, become one with the grass learn its ways come back in 10 years as a wise sage
Good suggestion
ciro will you be my cute e girl pocket sage
yes
aww hell yea
I'm genuinely impressed and a lil bit concerned