I want to preface this by informing you that I've put together all my chromosomes while writing this post. You can be assured that this post will be credible, thanks to my 40 chromosomes (I dropped the other 7 on my morning run) .
Last night, I fell asleep to a picture of Sacy's bald head. He's the reason I wake up every day. I just want to lick his smooth head for hours. His juicy, luscious, curvy scalp. It probably tastes like the cotton candy you get at carnivals, so sweet yet so light. I want to devour it. Just thinking about it gets me all warm and tingly.
I wanted to make this post to confess to my dedicated fans at VLR.gg, to inform all of you that I am no longer available. Yes, I know. I know I've broken scores of your lovestruck hearts. And I'm deeply sorry for doing so. I didn't mean to, seriously! But, love arrives when you least expect it, faster than you can blink. Let this be a message of warning to all of you lovely readers. Do not look at Sacy's scalp. It WILL bewitch you!
Vikings 2-0 Gambit. "Gambit has lost. They've lost all reason after just a glance at Sacy's head. They've chosen to forfeit the match in fear of infighting over Sacy's head"
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