i told chatgpt about the situation a lot of you find yourselves in and this is what it had to say:
GET A JOOOOOB!!
Broke ass mf refreshing VLR.gg 17 times a minute to argue about why Team A’s controller should’ve played Harbor instead of Viper on Lotus… NO CRYPTO BAG, NO GRASS TOUCHED, NO SOCIAL SKILLS!
You’re out here malding about a pro player’s ACS while your resume’s collecting dust like a Pearl defender site 300 hours analyzing Sliggy’s strats but you’re hardstuck Silver 3 and owe your roommate rent.
STOP ROLEPLAYING AS A TACTICAL GENIUS WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN LAND A BASIC JETT SMOKE. LEARN EXCEL
Your Radiant ego isn’t paying the Wi-Fi bill. Your "VCT 2025 analyst" Twitter bio isn’t real. Go outside and throw a real flashbang.
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