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OFFICIAL VLR TORONTO GUIDE

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#1
king_bob

For any viewers or even pros that are planning to head to Toronto for the next Masters, please consult this guide:

  • Avoid the TTC unless risk getting trolled (stabbed)
  • Tim Hortons is mid but is literally everywhere, so if you’re planning on trying it for the first time, get an ice cap (can be flavored), a farmers wrap, and an apple fritter donut and don’t listen to what anyone else says
  • Avoid Jane & Finch at all costs
  • Avoid PIZZA PIZZA unless you’re eating it the second it’s out the oven, that restaurant chain is the biggest mistake that’s come out of Canada
  • Maple leafs are an urban myth in downtown, please do not ask why you can’t find any

GENERAL FACTS

  • No Drake is not the Mayor of Toronto
  • Yes the Toronto slang is very much real especially downtown for teens and ppl in their low 20s, please do not laugh at it
  • If you see a hockey fan then they’re probably racist
  • If you see someone rep a Canadian flag in downtown Toronto then they’re probably a tourist
  • The CN Tower is really big
  • Canada’s KKK frequent Bloor st but live in Richmond Hill
  • PG Clucks is so good

I’m blanking now

#2
BabyWizard
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Thank you :3

#3
Window
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Ice cap is the goat
Laugh at the slang and accent

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