[Intro]
VLR in flames, bodies hit the floor,
Too many clowns in the chat—time to settle the score.
You reppin’ Sen? Fnatic? FaZe? Nongshim too?
Bunch of L-takers, let me shit on your crew.
[Verse 1]
Dyntyn, Yukky, two Sen dickriders lost in the past,
Still crying 'bout Reykjavik? That shit ain’t gonna last.
Your team’s a retirement home, stuck in the grave,
Only thing they farm now is pity and shame.
Pak to US, different lands, same fate,
Sen fans livin’ delusions, it's too fuckin’ late.
[Chorus]
US flags, Sen flairs, all built on cope,
Talk big, but your squad got no hope.
Europe? NA? APAC? Don’t matter at all,
Y’all reppin’ teams that just fumble and fall.
[Verse]
Michael Mouse, what’s up with that name?
FNC fan, but still stuck in the "Mickey Mouse" frame.
Talkin’ ‘bout major wins like they ain’t a joke,
Champ run carried by bracket luck, y’all nearly choked.
No Derke, no wins—face the fact,
Another EU bot talkin’ shit with no impact.
[Verse 3]
Babysasuke, thought you ran from the smoke?
Chronicle’s 5 words got you fully exposed.
"Babysasuke come, where are you?"—
Whole site laughin’, ‘cause they know you’re through.
FaZe in the dirt, and you right there too,
Spend all day hatin’, but what did it do?
Fnatic owns you, that's history stamped,
Now go back to ghostin’ when they lift up the champ.
[Verse 4]
Toph_, you’re just lost, let’s make it clear,
Nongshim in Valorant, but you still disappear.
Talkin’ ‘bout NA like you know the game,
But your team’s just a meme, can’t even get fame.
Nongshim might be here now, but you’re still out of reach,
Stuck in the back, tryin’ to preach while you leech.
[Bridge]
US flags, Sen flairs, y’all still hangin’ on,
Tenz ain’t savin’ shit, that era is gone.
Y’all stuck in 2021, still reminiscing,
Meanwhile, your roster’s just talent that’s missing.
Go ahead, spam copes, say "next year’s ours,"
But deep down, you know your team’s gone sour.
[Outro]
Dyntyn, Yukky, Babysasuke, Mouse, and Toph,
All y’all squads lookin’ tragically soft.
This ain’t your playground, VLR’s too real,
So hold that L, take the fuckin’ deal.
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