TEAM LIQUID??

BROOOO 🫨 TEAM LIQUID VALORANT IS BACK AND THEY ARE COOKING 🔥👨‍🍳 This roster??? Actually cracked. 🤯 nAts? Still built like a turret. 🏰 Keiko? Young gun with the ice-cold aim. ❄️ kamo? Lurking menace. 👀 kamyk and paTiTek? Polish power duo, straight-up MENACES. 💪🇵🇱

Coaching staff got that FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE. 📜 LohaN and yaotziN out here writing strats like it’s ancient war tactics. ⚔️ Every round? PRE-CALCULATED. Opponents? In the blender before the match even starts. 🌀

Opponents looking lost trying to read their setups. 📖🔍 They got that Liquid DNA back, that championship mentality. 💯🏆 This ain't no rebuilding phase—this is a revenge arc. 🗡️ Mark my words, Team Liquid is about to run through EMEA like a real sigmas. 🚜💥

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BROOOOO 💀 Fnatic Valorant? Actual comedy show at this point. 🤡 The roster swaps? Hotter mess than my ranked lobbies. 🔥 Boaster still tryna cook in 2025, but bro’s working with expired ingredients. 🥄👨‍🍳 Chronicle? Inconsistent. Alfajer? Invisible. 🤖 Crashies? More like Crashed. 💀 Kaajak?? Bro who even is that??? Auto-fill duelist from unrated??? 💀💀💀

Strats? Gone. Chemistry? Nonexistent. Wins? Where?? 🤔 They’re out here losing to teams that shouldn't been even existing last year. 📉 It’s like watching a speedrun of "How to Fall Off in Valorant gaysports." 🎮⏩

Fnatic went from terrorizing the scene to being a free win in pick’ems. 🗑️ Even their own fans are switching to supporting other teams like it’s fvcking quidditch from harri potta. 💀 Legacy? Finished. 🪦 At this point, they should just change their name to Fastic (Free Agents Soon). 😭

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