an hour ago i opened the store to check out the new snake skin ๐, and bam 100ยฐC fever hit me ๐ค then I dared to inspect the vandal skin ๐ซ, and guess what? instant stomach ache ๐คข i thought i'd escape by closing the store but nope went back to see the knife skin ๐ช, and oh man the headache hit harder than a flashbang ๐ฅ๐ค and the flex? donโt even ask ๐ญ it was so bad I straight-up puked ๐คฎ. a searing pain erupted within my cranium a symphony of agony orchestrated by the mischievous god
pray for my soul im not okay ๐๐
everyone offer sacrifices to the ancient ones! my sanity hangs by a thread ๐๐งต