an hour ago i opened the store to check out the new snake skin 🐍, and bam 100°C fever hit me 🤒 then I dared to inspect the vandal skin 🔫, and guess what? instant stomach ache 🤢 i thought i'd escape by closing the store but nope went back to see the knife skin 🔪, and oh man the headache hit harder than a flashbang 💥🤕 and the flex? don’t even ask 😭 it was so bad I straight-up puked 🤮. a searing pain erupted within my cranium a symphony of agony orchestrated by the mischievous god
pray for my soul im not okay 🙏💀
everyone offer sacrifices to the ancient ones! my sanity hangs by a thread 😔🧵