I was born with a

DICK IN MY BRAIN! 🍆 YEAH! 😝 fucked in the head 🤪
My stepfather 👴 said that I sucked 😴 in the bed 🛌
'Til one night, 🌕 he snuck in 🚶‍♂️and said 🗣️
"We're going out back, I want my dick 🍌 sucked 😗 in the shed" 😤
Can't we just play 🛝 with Teddy Ruxpin instead? 🧸
"After I fuck you in the butt, 🍑 get some head, 🧠 bust a nut, 🥵 get some rest" 😴

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Avg NRG fan, 🥴

Average NRG fan

I wanna suck som’s shlong