My roommate clogged the toilet last night

My roommate clogged the toilet last night and didn’t go buy a plunger. Now it’s 3 am and I gotta take a dump what the hell do I do?

Use diaper

did your roommate inform you about it before hand? if not that's kinda fucked up

egann [#3]

did your roommate inform you about it before hand? if not that's kinda fucked up

Yea but I just took the dump and told him I’ll go buy the plunger in the morning and take care of it myself

squat and shit on a huge piece of tin foil on the floor and throw it away. your body is literally made to shit on the floor btw in case anyone thinks its weird.

take the dump on your roommate, he deserves it