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Duelist Wet Dream

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#1
stellaresca

imagine you instalocked jett on icebox. you see viper, sova, kj and gekko on your team, you hear your teammate say hi and pre-round the game, round starts, you try to entry A. your sova hit a perfect scan and drone so you get an opening kill, your teammates are shooting the enemy utilities and calling out spots, but oops! you died. but dont worry, your viper hit an insane lurk towards mid and the homies behind you traded all the kills. good vibes and a team that could shoot back and trade

you wake up. its icebox. you see clove reyna sage and chamber on your team, as you realize that the scenario before was just a dream. you lost 0-13 and get a -29, welcome to VALORANT.

#2
mousecop
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imagine you saw someone instalock jett on icebox. you lock sova so you can support your duelist. you hear your teammates say hi and call some pre-round strats. you're getting ready to exec a so you shoot your recon dart backsite. perfect scan. you drone close to clear maze. your drone timer runs out and you turn around to see your jett standing behind you, staring at you. your team isnt rotating and they clearly want to keep pushing a. nobody is entering the site so you decide to take matters into your own hands. you push into site, get a kill, then get traded. the rest of the team slowly makes their way into site and gekko gets the bomb down. jett pushes screen and dies, then gekko. viper and kj try to play post plant but they cant win the 2v4. your jett comms for the first time all game and says "im not entrying anymore, you guys are baiters" the teams mental is shattered and you lose the game 0-13 and lose -29 rr, welcome to VALORANT.

you decide to quit valorant, get a nice job, and start a family. life is good.

#3
K4ziuHa
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imagine you instalocked jett on icebox. you see viper, sova, kj and gekko on your team, you hear your teammate say hi and pre-round the game, round starts, you try to entry A. your sova hit a perfect scan and drone so you get an opening kill, your teammates are shooting the enemy utilities and calling out spots, but oops! you died. but dont worry, your viper hit an insane lurk towards mid and the homies behind you traded all the kills. good vibes and a team that could shoot back and trade

you wake up. its icebox. you see clove reyna sage and chamber on your team, as you realize that the scenario before was just a dream. you lost 0-13 and get a -29, welcome to VALORANT.
You realise that now you can compare yourself to Revenant eSports your favourite team, even your k/D (-17) resembles the one of your favourite player skRossi

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