Reading Cringe Speech

My teacher is making me give this speech (I had to de-cringify it). How cooked am I?

Hello High School,
I'm here today as a representative of the high school Greenies to share an exciting, student-led initiative that can make a real impact. (pause)
Our mission? Reclaim the Green Flag award for our school— (pause) a prestigious recognition that honors schools committed to sustainability. This award is something we renew every year, but due to COVID, we couldn’t keep up. Now, we’re starting fresh, and we need your help.
This journey is entirely driven by students, with the support of teachers, parents and school administrators. And it’s all about launching creative projects that improve our school’s environment. We’ll tackle areas like biodiversity, energy efficiency, and more. And some examples of projects that we have carried out last year are: community clean ups, implementing meatless tuesday, monitoring water usage, etc
We’re looking for passionate, dedicated students to join us that care about doing their part for the environment and for a better future. Yes, it’ll involve some work, but it’s also a lot of fun, incredibly rewarding, and a perfect fit for a CAS project. Plus, you’ll be making a tangible difference that benefits everyone at our school.
If you’re up for the challenge and ready to leave a lasting impact, please reach out to me or (teacher). Thank you, (principal), for this opportunity, and here’s to an amazing school year ahead!

Hello High School

Lost me there, that's already cringy af to say on a podium in front of everyone. Praying for u bro

i would legit shove u in a locker drop tracker rn

AlexSMTx [#2]

Hello High School

Lost me there, that's already cringy af to say on a podium in front of everyone. Praying for u bro

LMAO high school instead of students

chrlxz [#3]

i would legit shove u in a locker drop tracker rn

geospliced would legit slam you

who tryna do allat for highschool 😭✌️

jus gimme my grade and get on somewhere bru

lmao it's high school, if it's anything like how I remember it then no one's going to listen anyway

With a club like this, your speech won't really make a difference. Some people will be interested and join no matter what, others won't give a damn no matter what you say. Just go up there, give the speech, everyone will probably forget it within an hour. I wouldn't sweat it

chrlxz [#3]

i would legit shove u in a locker drop tracker rn

blud you ain’t doing nothing 😹

go brush your teeth if you have them